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With fun text and minimal props. These can be skits or fairy tales with quick dressing (or no costumes at all), their main feature is that they are easy to organize and arrange at any holiday, and with any composition of guests.

Here are collected the best New Year's fairy tales and sketches - impromptu, the plot of which is connected with this wonderful a holiday called New Year .

Some of them with large quantity characters, and some - not, some are designed only for adult company, other New Year's fairy tales and skits can be held in a mixed company and even with children - choose which ones are more suitable for your guests (Fairy tales are written by talented Internet authors - thanks to them for that!)

1. New Year's scene "Chukcha" based on the fable of S. Mikhalkov.

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2. New Year's scene - impromptu "Herring under a fur coat."

This wonderful new year game is always fun and cheers up everyone: participants and spectators. But it is important to present this game well, a lot depends on the presenter, his artistry and comments (if necessary).

Presenter: Festive table in the New Year... for many, this is the most important thing: strong drinks, flavored snacks, delicious salads… What do you think is the most popular salad in the new year? Herring under a fur coat? Wonderful! So let's get it ready.

Gives the participant a chef's hat and an apron. Asks him to invite guests to certain roles. Puts 2 chairs at a distance of 2 meters. Next, the guests sit on chairs on their knees to each other, so that those sitting on one chair look at those sitting on the other chair.

1. At the base of this salad is a herring, it should be large, juicy - invite two juicy men. And the eyes of the herring are large and slightly protruding. I said lightly! OK!

Men sit on chairs facing each other

2. We put on the herring, but rather scatter the onion, cut into rings. Invite two blonde ladies, the beam is white! Girls, we scatter over the herring, we are not shy.

The ladies sit on the laps of the men facing each other.

3. Now we take boiled potatoes and put on top. Again we invite men. Potato, well, why are you so boiled, let's be more active!

4. Let's grease everything with fragrant low-calorie mayonnaise. Let's invite the ladies. Mayonnaise, spread, spread!

The ladies sit down again.

5. And again a vegetable. Carrots this time. Men, we are waiting for you. What a beautiful carrot! All smooth, long, strong! And what a beautiful top!

Men sit in the same way.

6. Mayonnaise again, ladies ahead! We sit down, we smear!

The ladies sit down again.

7. Beets, we are waiting for you! Beets, some of you are not red, and not even burgundy, but we hope delicious!

The men sit down.

8. Decorate our salad with herbs. Parsley and dill put you in the middle. You are a sprig of dill, make us a sprig! And you, parsley, make a twig.

Ladies and Gentlemen! Herring under a fur coat is ready! Enjoy your meal!

Applause to all participants!

3. Instant New Year's scene: "A movie is being shot!"

Raise your hands, those who dream of becoming an artist, who want to act in films. Now, right here, on the spot, a film will be shot, in which you will be assigned to play the main roles. You see these cameras, you have cards in your hands. The cards indicate which role you have. I will read the script, name the characters who have this role on the card - welcome to the stage! The jury will choose the best artist. So: camera, motor, started!

Reads, calling one participant in the production and forcing them to "enter the image."

So, the artists received cards with the characters of our impromptu performance, which we will shoot on camera. What needs to be done, they learn only on the stage and must immediately perform it.

This is a very fun mobile game. Costumes are not necessary for her, it is enough to prepare 6 cards with words and put 6 chairs in the center of the hall. Each player (6 people) draws a card for himself and sits on one of the chairs. Hearing the name of your character, you need to: say your words, run around six chairs and take your place again. With the words: "Happy New Year!" - everyone stands up and runs around the chairs. It turns out not a scene, but a cheerful "begalka" with words.

Characters and words:

Holiday - "Hurrah"
Santa Claus - “I haven’t drunk with you yet?”
Snow Maiden - "As much as possible!"
Champagne - "Scha, how to hit in the head"
Elka - "I'm on fire"
Gifts - "I'm all yours"
All: Happy New Year!

Text.

Once upon a time there was a little girl and she dreamed: when I grow up, I will arrange a big New Year's HOLIDAY, I will decorate a huge Christmas tree, and a real Santa Claus will come to me. And at that time lived somewhere in the world a little boy who dreamed that when he grows up, he will put on a Ded Moroz costume, give GIFTS to everyone and meet a real SNOW MAIDEN. They grew up and met by chance, and the girl became a SNOW MAIDEN, and the boy FATHER FROST. And soon they began to dream about the New Year's HOLIDAY.

FATHER FROST dreamed of gathering all his friends and drinking them with CHAMPAGNE. In addition, he wanted to shout: "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" kiss with the SNOW MAIDEN. And then came December 31, 20 .... years. They dressed up the Christmas tree. CHAMPAGNE flowed like a river at the HOLIDAY, and the guests gave GIFTS and thought: “This is a HOLIDAY! And FATHER FROST is real, and SNOW MAIDEN is a beauty. And what a wonderful tree! What an excellent CHAMPAGNE!"

The best GIFT for FATHER FROST and SNOW MAIDEN was that the guests shouted: “HAPPY NEW YEAR!”, “HAPPY NEW YEAR!”, “HAPPY NEW YEAR!”

Source: forum.in-ku

5. New Year's Impromptu "Morning January 1st"

Mother

Mirror

Beer

Fridge

Box

Thunder

Rain

Alarm

Child

Grandfather

Messenger.

Text

PAPA got out of bed heavily in the morning. I went, looked in the MIRROR and said: “No, this cannot be!” Then PAPA angrily called MOM and demanded to bring BEER. MOMMA opened the REFRIGERATOR with a bang, took out a BEER and brought it to DAD. DAD drank the BEER and said, “Wow, good!” MOM ran up to DAD, snatched the rest of the BEER from him, drank it and threw away the empty bottle.

At this time, THUNDER rumbled outside and it began to RAIN. The ALARM CLOCK rang, the CHILD woke up and ran up to MOM in fear. The CHILD was shaking with fear. DAD invited the CHILD to look at himself in the MIRROR so that he would stop being afraid. The MIRROR reflected all the horror in the eyes of the CHILD. The ALARM CLOCK rang again and, hobbled out of his room, clucking and wailing, an angry GRANDPA came out. He also wanted a BEER, but the BEER was over, so the GRANDFATHER hit the REFRIGERATOR hard, shook his fist at DAD, and hugged the frightened CHILD.

The doorbell rang. It was the MESSENGER who came with the crate of BEER. GRANDFATHER hugged and kissed the MESSENGER, quickly took the crate of BEER and limped off to his room. But PAPA and MAMA saw this and merrily ran after him. And only the MIRROR and the CHILD were dissatisfied, since no one offered them a hangover.

(Source: forum.vcomine.com)

6. New Year's scene in retro style"The Girl and the Thief"

Characters:

Author
Girl - (to make it funnier, a young man can also play the role of a girl)
Girl's fur coat - (an employee or employee in a fur coat from a grandmother's chest, a sample of the 60-70s of the 20th century)
Thief (necessarily in a black stocking on his head)
Policeman
Snowflakes
Father Frost

Once upon a frosty winter
New Year's Eve sometimes
Lena went to her house
In a warm fur coat.
(The girl skips, waving her handbag).

Without sadness and anxiety
The girl was walking along the road.
And when I entered the yard,
The thief ran up to the girl.
(A thief with a revolver runs up)

He waved the gun
He ordered to take off his coat.
(The thief is actively gesturing with a revolver)

At this moment and at this very hour!
But it was not there -
Lena thief deftly in the eye
Bang! What was strength!
(The girl demonstrates several tricks).

The thief cried out in pain,
Lena called 02.
(He calls on his mobile. A policeman appears and blows his whistle).

The thief is now in captivity
And the whole head is in bandages.
(The thief, sitting on a chair, holds a grate with his hands in front of his face, and at this time a man in uniform bandages his head).

Dancing outside the window snowflakes
(Snowflakes dance with tinsel)

The thief looks at them with longing,
Licks on the window of ice
Bitter crying all day long.
(The thief sobs, rubs his eyes with his hands)

All swollen already from tears,
And the drooping one walks.
Do not understand that Santa Claus
Don't go to jail!
(Santa Claus shows him a fig).

Lena in a fur coat, like a picture,
Attends parties
Celebrating the New Year
Congratulations to all the people.
(The girl dances incendiary with a bottle of champagne)

Let's say this to the thief today
At the end of our poem
This New Year's Eve:
"STEALING IS NOT GOOD!"

7. Impromptu fairy tale for the New Year "The main Christmas tree in the lights"

New Year's theatre-impromptu. The text is spoken by the presenter, the selected actors say only their own words and perform any funny actions at their discretion.

Actors and lines:

Santa Claus: "Happy New Year! Fuck you!"
Snow Maiden: "And I'm only from the frost, I'm a May rose"
Ice Palace: "Are you stunned? Close the doors!"
Main Christmas Tree: "And I'm so fucking mysterious"
Staff: "Hold on, make no mistake!!!"
Sani-Mercedes: "Oh, pour it, I'll give it a ride!"
Mobile phone: "Master, pick up the phone, the women are calling!"
Curtain: "I am silent, but I do my job!"

(quiet background music playing) "The Forest Raised a Christmas Tree")

Text

THE CURTAIN opens. THE MAIN TREE froze, waiting to be lit? Here appears FATHER FROST on a SLEY-Mercedes. Ded Moroz got down from the MERSEDES SLED and parked them not far from THE MAIN CHRISTMAS. And the MAIN FIR-tree is waiting for decisive action. And at this time, the SNOW MAIDEN appears, in her hands is a STAFF, a MOBILE PHONE hangs around her neck. FATHER FROST joyfully hugs the SNOW MAIDEN, kisses the STAFF and takes the MOBILE PHONE.

And the MAIN Christmas tree feels the approach of the decisive moment. FATHER FROST touches with the STAFF the slender branches of the MAIN FIR-tree. From the magical touches, the YOLKA immediately sparkled with a wonderful light. The SNOW MAIDEN clapped her hands, the SUNNY MERCEDES began to dance, Ded Moroz shouted joyfully, vigorously waving his STAFF, to the loud jubilation of the MOBILE PHONE. THE CURTAIN closes.

8. New Year's fairy tale - impromptu "In the winter forest"

In this, to enhance the humorous effect, you can give the guest, who will portray Echo, into the hands of ba large bag of sweets and every time it sounds "carries" - let him go to the hall and distribute them.

Characters:

Snow
Woodpecker
Crow
Bear
Echo
Forest - everyone at the tables (extras)
Breeze
Hares - 2
Robbers - 2
Gorgeous
Handsome
Horse
Bear

Text
Quiet in the winter FOREST. The first SNOW falls softly. The trees in the FOREST sway and creak with their branches. The merry WOODPECKER pecks the mighty OAK with its beak, prepares a hollow for itself. The ECHO rumbles throughout the FOREST. A cold BREED rushes between the trees and tickles the woodpecker's feathers. The WOODPECKER is shivering from the cold. A CROW sits on an OAK branch and croaks loudly. The ECHO spreads croaks throughout the FOREST. A BEAR wanders sadly through the FOREST, the BEAR has insomnia. SNOW creaks under his paws. ECHO carries the creak throughout the FOREST.

SNOW covered the whole FOREST. The trembling Woodpecker sticks out its long beak from the hollow of the mighty OAK. A CROW sits on an OAK branch and croaks loudly. The ECHO spreads croaks throughout the FOREST. BEAR finally fell asleep. He curled up under a mighty OAK, sucks his paw and smiles in his sleep. TWO FUNNY HARES jump out into the clearing, run, jump, play catch-up.

Suddenly there was a noise. TWO ROBBERS jump out into the clearing screaming and dragging the bound BEAUTY. The ECHO carries the screams throughout the FOREST. The ROBBERS tie the BEAUTY to the mighty OAK. BEAUTY screams “Help! Help!". The ECHO spreads screams throughout the FOREST.

At this time, a BEAUTIFUL YOUNG MAN was passing by on his war HORSE. He heard the screams of BEAUTY and galloped to save her. THE BEAUTIFUL shouted: “Surrender, robbers!”, the war HORSE reared up, neighed ferociously, and attacked the ROBBERS. The ECHO sent a ferocious neighing throughout the FOREST. A fight ensued, BEAUTY won. The ROBBERS fled.

The FOREST rustled joyfully, the CROW croaked merrily, the HARES clapped their hands.
BEAUTY freed BEAUTY, knelt down in front of her and confessed his love. He jumped together with BEAUTY on a HORSE and rushed through the FOREST to a brighter future.

9. New Year's impromptu fairy tale "Three Bears".

Characters:

Winter

Snow

Hut

Mikhailo Potapych

Nastasya Potapovna

bear

Father Frost

Chair

Pillow

Trees

Bowl

bushes.

Text

It was a harsh WINTER. SNOW fell and fell. He fell on TREES, on BUSHES, on a hut standing in the forest. And in this hut sat MIKHAILO POTAPYCH, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA and a little MISHUTKA. MIKHAILO POTAPYCH tested the strength of the newly repaired CHAIR: he got up on it, sat down with all his might, got up again, sat down again, he really liked the CHAIR, he even stroked it. NASTASYA POTAPOVNA admired her reflection in a clean, washed BOWL, holding it all the time in her hand or raising it above her head. MISHUTKA ran around, tossing and catching a PILLOW, sometimes hitting MIKHAILO POTAPYCH, then NASTASYA POTAPOVNA with it, this amused him greatly, and he laughed, holding his stomach.

Everyone was so busy with their own affairs that they even forgot that there was a harsh WINTER on the street, SNOW was falling, so much so that TREES and SHRUBS bent to the ground. So, the SNOW kept falling and falling, soon all the TREES lay on the BUSHES, sprinkled with SNOW. Suddenly the hut shook under the weight of the SNOW that had fallen on it. MIKHAILO POTAPYCH ran out of there with huge eyes with his favorite CHAIR, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA put her favorite BOWL on her head and MISHUTKA carried her favorite PILLOW in her hands, tossing it up in her hands. And then, because of the blockage of TREES and BUSHES, FATHER FROST came out, he was dumbfounded by what was happening, and bears should sleep in winter.

And WINTER is standing, it is getting more and more severe, SNOW continues to fall on everything that stands in the forest, on a blockage of TREES and BUSHES, on our BEARS, who stood up, hugging each other, holding their favorite things: a CHAIR, a BOWL and a PILLOW.

Then Santa Claus thought why, after all, BEARS do not sleep? While Ded Moroz was thinking, MIKHAILO POTAPYCH wiped his CHAIR and invited Ded Moroz to sit down. Washed with tears and last time looking at her favorite BOWL, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA handed it to FATHER FROST. And MISHUTKA, seeing that parents are not sorry to part with their favorite things, also stroked his favorite PILLOW and put it on a CHAIR, FATHER FROST sat on the PILLOW.

All the BEARS took turns reciting poems about winter, FATHER FROST got emotional and decided to give the BEARS a gift, he waved his hand and the following happened ...... As before, it was a harsh WINTER, SNOW continued to fall on TREES and BUSHES, the hut, MIKHAILO POTAPYCH slept sweetly there on his favorite CHAIR, NASTASYA POTAPOVNA in an embrace with his BOWL, and MISHUTKA sucked his thumb in his sleep, lying on his favorite PILLOW. And FATHER FROST walked around the hut and sang a lullaby to them.

10. Impromptu "New Year's Tale".

Characters:

Snowflakes

Snow Maiden

Koschey

Stump

Oak

Baba Yaga

Hut

Father Frost

Text
I'm walking through the forest. SNOWFLAKES flutter, fall to the ground. I look, the SNOW MAIDEN walks, catches and examines the SNOWFLAKES. And behind her, KOSHCHEY sneaks on her heels. The SNOW MAIDEN is tired, she looks - the STUMP is standing, all strewn with SNOWFLAKES.

The SNOW MAIDEN shook them off the STUMP and sat down. And then Koschei grew bolder and came closer. “Come on, he says, SNOW MAIDEN, be friends with you!” The SNOW MAIDEN got angry, jumped up, clapped her hand on the HEMP, and clapped on the SNOWFLAKES with her top leg. "Do not happen to this, insidious KOSHCHEY!". And she went on. KOSHCHEI was so offended that he sat down on PENEK, took out a knife, and began to cut out a bad word on PENEK. And SNOWFLAKES fall on him and fall. The SNOW MAIDEN came out into the clearing and realized that she was lost. Looks, OAK stands young. The SNOW MAIDEN came up to him, hugged him by the trunk and said in a plaintive voice: “The evil KOSHCHEY scared me, they covered the SNOWFLAKES path, I don’t know where to go now.” I decided to stay with OAK.

Then BABA YAGA rushed in, looking, OAK, and under him SNOW MAIDEN. She tore the SNOW MAIDEN from the OAK, put her on a broom behind her and flew off. The wind whistles in my ears, SNOWFLAKES follow them in a whirlwind. They flew to Babkin's hut, and she stands in front of the forest, and behind her back to BABA-YAGA. BABA YAGA and says: "Well, hut, turn to me in front, and back to the forest." And the hut answered something like that…. Ah, thanks for the tip. So she said. But then she turned around, as ordered. BABA YAGA put a SNOW MAIDEN in it, and closed it with seven locks. She stole, then, the SNOW MAIDEN.

We need to release the SNOW MAIDEN. Well, Santa Claus and all sympathizers, let's buy the SNOW MAIDEN from Baba Yaga (guests redeem either for champagne or showing their talents).

New Year's scenes - miniatures for children of primary school age.

Konysheva Ludmila Borisovna
Place of work: teacher MKOU secondary school, village Vichevshchina, Kumensky district, Kirov region.

New Year's scenes - miniatures "Gifts for Santa Claus".

Material Description: this material will be of interest to teachers primary school, educators, organizers of events with children, and even children of primary school age. Cheerful miniature scenes will decorate the holiday, help out in preparing an artistic number, and create a good mood.

Target: to teach children the skill of reincarnation to create a festive mood among the audience.

Tasks: contribute to the disclosure creativity children;
develop expressive speech, acting skills and memory of students;
teach interaction in a theatrical performance.

Scene 1 "In the forest clearing."

Characters: presenter, fox, hedgehog, hare, squirrel, bear, wolf, mouse.

Props: masks of the heroes of the scene, a basket with dummies of edible mushrooms, a large carrot, walnuts, a barrel of honey, a New Year's lantern, very small felt boots.

Leading: Noisy in the forest clearing
It suddenly became the New Year!
This is Santa Claus
The people decided to surprise.
We argued for a long time, decided
A gift for Grandfather was chosen.

Fox: Me for Santa Claus
I draw roses in the snow.
I'm very tired
All waving its tail.
Accept, Frost, bouquet (looks around)
Oh, he was covered with snow ... (sadly)

Hedgehog: Yes, the gift is so good
What you won't find soon...
(looks around, looking for painted flowers in the snow)
(referring to the audience)
You can't find a better gift
Than dried mushrooms.

Fox: Do you want to poison your grandfather?
Should we cancel New Year's Eve?

Hedgehog: What a scream! What an emergency!
I did not take poisonous ones! (shows a basket of mushrooms).

Hare: I will give Grandfather a carrot -
Will run, jump deftly.
Squirrels in the forest clearing
Play with him in the burners.

Squirrel: What are you, rabbit? He is a grandfather!
And he's three hundred years old!
Difficult to compete with squirrels
He can't keep up with us!
We give him all the squirrels
Cooked walnut. (pulls out walnuts)

Bear: Since Frost is three hundred years old,
He has no teeth!
How will he chew on a nut?
Your gift is just laughter!
From the bear people
We will give a barrel of honey! (shows a barrel of honey)

Wolf: What did the bears think?
Judge for yourself, children.
Frost will eat honey a little
And go to sleep in a lair.
So he will sleep all winter,
Paw, like a bear, suck.
Our flashlight shines brightly
It's perfect for a gift!
It's perfect for a gift!
Santa Claus walks a lot,
A flashlight is a light on the road. (shows Christmas lantern)

Mouse: Although we are a small people,
We are frost boots
We decided to donate here.
Will wear boots.
New felt boots
Nothing that tiny! (shows boots)

All: Santa Claus, don't be angry
Accept our gifts! (Give gifts to Santa Claus)

Characters: mother of Zaya and hares - Bunny, Belyanchik, Ushastik, Fluff.

Props: hare masks, TV model, large carrot, saucepan and ladle, Snickers and Bounty chocolate.

(On the stage, the bunnies Belyanchik, Ushastik and Fluff are watching TV, Zaya's mother cooks dinner, Bunny runs in).

Bunny(runs to brothers): Belyanchik, Ushastik, Fluff, have you seen where my carrot is?
Belyanchik: Yah you!

eared: Once upon a time we...

Fluff: You see, the movie is cool on TV!

Bunny (comes to mom): Mom Zaya, please give me the most delicious carrot.

Mom Zaya: But, Bunny, we already had breakfast ...

Bunny: Yes, it's not for me!

Mom Zaya: And to whom?

Bunny: I want to make a gift to Santa Claus, otherwise he always brings gifts to everyone, but no one gives him anything ...

Mom Zaya: Well, if so, here's the biggest and most delicious carrot!

(gives Bunny a large carrot, he takes it in his hands and turns to the audience).

Bunny: I love my grandfather very much
I'll give him a carrot!

(the brothers listen and join in the conversation).

Belyanchik: Your carrot is nonsense
Here's my Snickers - yes! (pulls out Snickers chocolate)
It tastes better, you know...

eared: (interrupts and takes out Bounty chocolate)

"Bounty" he needs more
He has not been to the south
And I didn't eat coconuts
Let the old man try...

Fluff:(interrupts)
Bite your tongue!
I know what he needs!
support me together (referring to the audience).
Is he a man or not?
We'll give him Gillette!

Bunny: What are you, he rarely shaves,
Grandpa walks with a beard!

Belyanchik: I would give "Rastishka"
Let it grow up and up and out!

eared: Adult uncle does not grow!
Well, what is the use of "Rastishka"!

Fluff: I'm thinking, friends
It's time for grandpa to bathe.
"Johnsons Baby" is just a fairy tale
He doesn't sting his eyes at all!

Belyanchik: No, the gift is better than mine!
Listen to which one:
Suddenly frost in the north
Freeze your nose
"HALLS" will immediately take it in your mouth,
And grandfather's nose will go away!

eared: Can "MISTER PROPER" take,
Clean up the house for the holidays?

Belyanchik and Fluff: (pick up, humming):
"MISTER PROPER" - more fun,
The house is clean twice as fast!

eared:(thinks) Or "Tide", or maybe "BOSCH" -
Also, in general - that's good!

Fluff: I love my family
Juice like this, I drink it
Liters ten or five ....

Mom Zaya: You'll burst, baby, again!

Fluff (offended): And you pour, and move away!

Bunny(raises hands): My family!
And, in my opinion, it is very harmful for someone to watch TV all day. Where is my carrot? It's delicious and heartfelt! (takes a carrot and runs away, the brothers shrug their shoulders in bewilderment and exchange glances).

The tradition of holding matinees in kindergartens and schools on the eve of the New Year in our country was formed at the beginning of the last century. And since then, kindergarteners and students of the younger and high school every year they come up with a script and rehearse interesting, funny and modern New Year's skits. Now, on the eve of matinees and winter holidays, teachers and educators are looking for scenes for the New Year 2019 for elementary school and high school students that both the children themselves and the guests of the holiday would like. And with the greatest joy, children and teenagers learn modern scenes with jokes and comic congratulations, as well as short KVN performances and mini skits about the New Year. Our website contains scripts and videos of the funniest New Year's scenes for elementary school students, grades 5-7, high school students and for children preschool age which are sure to please modern kids and teenagers.

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Comic and funny modern scenes for the New Year 2019 for elementary school

Pupils in grades 1-4, unlike teenagers, sincerely believe in Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden, so they prepare with all diligence for the New Year and enthusiastically learn New Year's songs, poems and funny and modern scenes for the New Year 2019 for elementary school. And since modern children watch a lot of films and cartoons, their imagination in preparation for the festive event is almost limitless.

In order to interest children and make them want to participate in skits and theatrical performances dedicated to the New Year, it is important for teachers to draw up interesting scenario holiday. In this scenario, it is best to include active games and creative contests, modern scenes based on cartoons and films, and of course, a lot of presents from Santa Claus.

Modern funny scene "Battle of the Titans" for children 7-11 years old

Children of primary school age have a lot of energy and talents, which they will gladly demonstrate to teachers, classmates and parents. And the New Year's scene "Battle of the Titans", in which 8-13 children can take part, will give the kids the opportunity to fully reveal their talents and have fun at the festive matinee.

Characters: 2 grandfathers (Frost and Heat), Snow Gingerbread Man, Snow Maiden, Snake, Firefighter, children (from 2 to 5 people).

Action one.

On the stage - scenery imitating snowdrifts. Children and the Snow Gingerbread Man appear. They bring a small Christmas tree, decorate it.

Snow Gingerbread Man: - Well, the Christmas tree is ready, Santa Claus will come soon with gifts.

Masha: - It's good that there is a New Year! It’s so beautiful around: snowflakes, fluffy snowdrifts… holiday, gifts…

Petya: - And in hot countries, we were told at school, there is no snow at all!

Masha: - How do they, poor things, live there? Without snow, Christmas trees, Santa Claus?

Snow Gingerbread Man: - I heard they have the main Grandfather Zhara there.

Ded Moroz and Snegurochka appear and bring a globe.

Santa Claus: - Children, I heard your conversation. I'll tell you a secret: we have an agreement with Grandfather Zhara. His possessions are on the equator, mine are here. He has cacti, I have trees. We do not interfere in each other's affairs! Look!

He takes out a bag of snow (it can be confetti), carefully sprinkles snow on the globe, bypassing the equator.

- This is my magic snow, but I sprinkle it only on my possessions. Snow Maiden, hold the globe, it's time for me to go for gifts.

Santa Claus is leaving. The Snow Maiden and the children look thoughtfully at the globe.

Masha: Have the children who live at the equator ever seen snow?

Petya: - No, of course, there is only sand!

Snow Maiden: - And let's make them new year gift- snow surprise.

Children: - Great! Here they will rejoice!

The Snow Maiden takes magical snow and sprinkles it on the equator.

After that, everyone leaves.

Action two.

There are cacti on the stage, decorations imitating sand lie. There is a snake on the sand.

Suddenly it starts to snow. The snake screams:

- What's going on here? What is this powder?

Grandfather Heat enters: - It's snow! So I thought he would break the treaty! Well, Santa Claus, beware, now you will melt with me!

Together with the Snake, they take cacti and hit the road.

Action three.

There is a tree and snowdrifts on the stage again. Children play snowballs. Suddenly, Grandfather Heat and the Snake appear. They remove the Christmas tree, arrange cacti around the stage. Snowdrifts disappear (melt).

Snowball: What's going on? Why is it so hot? I'm growing up now!

Children loudly call Santa Claus. He comes, sees Grandfather Zhara:

Colleague, are you here? What fates? Has it overheated?

Grandfather Zhara: - You violated the contract. Why do I have snow at the equator now?

Santa Claus: - You definitely overheated. There can be no snow at the equator, every schoolchild knows this. Really, kids?

The children are silent, looking at the floor.

Snow Maiden: - Grandpa, I'm sorry, it's my fault, you left the globe and magic snow ... We wanted to surprise the children at the equator ...

Grandfather Heat: - And you succeeded! All right, enough talk. The agreement is no longer valid. Now here are my possessions. Children, take off your boots, it will be hot here soon.

Santa Claus: Forgive us, colleague. My granddaughter, young, inexperienced, has done things. And the kids are not to blame, out of the kindness of their hearts they wanted to surprise your children.

Grandfather Zhara: - And they surprised me. I even started to sneeze cacti, caught a cold. No, dear, I can not forgive this!

He gives a sign to the Snake, she grabs Santa Claus, the Snow Maiden, ties them with a rope.

The snow bun hides in fear behind the backs of the children.

Masha: We must do something!

Petya: - They can melt! The heat is dangerous for them!

Snowball: - I have something in stock. Secret weapon.

Runs away.

Children: What have we done? Everything is lost. No Santa Claus, no New Year, no gifts, just cacti...

The Snow Gingerbread Man returns, with him goes the Fireman in a helmet and in large mittens.

— What happened? Is there a fire here?

Snowball: - Worse! We now have heat and cacti. Grandfather Zhara captured us.

The fireman comes up to Grandfather Heat, grabs him with his mittens: - Well, hello! You and I agreed that we would not interfere in your affairs, and you in ours. Do you remember at the last fire you promised me this? Why are you breaking the contract?

Grandfather Heat: - It's just a New Year's joke! Just don't spray me with a hose, please! I will release your Santa Claus!

Unties the prisoners.

Firefighter: - Now you understand that promises must be kept? That is great! And now - stop quarreling in the New Year! Reconcile immediately.

Grandfather Heat: - Everything, the world. Just don't hug. I'll catch a cold.

Santa Claus: - And I will melt.

Fireman: - Then we celebrate!

Cheerful New Year's music is turned on, everyone is dancing.

A very interesting and funny scene for the New Year for children in grades 1-2 - video

In the video below, you can watch an interesting scene prepared by the children of one of the Russian schools. In this scene some fairy tale characters played by high school students, who took on the role of leaders. However, both primary school teachers and the kids themselves can cope with these roles.

Cool, funny modern scenes for the New Year 2019 for high school students

High school students are often reluctant to take part in the preparation of school New Year's events, as traditional matinees seem boring and outdated to them. But it is very easy to change the attitude of teenagers to the school holiday - just invite them to play funny and modern scenes for the New Year 2019 for high school students with actual jokes and jokes.

Also great idea will arrange a New Year's Eve in the style of a humorous show or KVN, where students will be able to laugh a lot themselves and make the guests of the event laugh. Moreover, part of the jokes and numbers can be found by the teacher, and part can be prepared by the high school students themselves. After all, perhaps one of the guys has a real talent for writing jokes and humorous scenes, and on new year holiday everyone will see the first performance of the future Stand Up star.

New Year's skits for KVN on a festive evening - video

There are a lot of ideas for cool New Year's scenes, the humor of which will be understandable to modern high school students. And in the video below you can see the brightest and interesting ideas scenes for the New Year's Eve in the KVN format.

Scenario of a cool scene for the New Year for high school students

New Russian grandmothers, Matryona and Flower are recognizable characters in our country. Therefore, the images of these heroines can be used to stage a New Year's skit at a festive event in high school. Funny scenes with congratulations and modern jokes will surely appeal to teenagers, and they will be happy to take part in staging the performance. And here we will provide an exemplary script for a scene for the New Year 2019 for high school students about new Russian grandmothers.

(Grandmothers come, immediately go to the Christmas tree. Matryona in the costume of a Snowflake, Flower - Squirrel.)

Matryona: Well, you see, Little Flower, the Christmas tree is real, and you - deceived, deceived ...

Flower: Yeah! .. She is the most, just like in childhood, wow! I'm just worried about everything - the rhyme flies out of my head, and without a rhyme Santa Claus will not give a gift! .. (sobs)

Matryona: Come on, don't worry, Grandfather Frost will give you a discount on your sclerosis!

Flower: Yeah ... if only they would have made a discount on it in stores, or at least in pharmacies! ..

Matryona: Oh, dreaming! So, and we already have a discount, minus 30% of the pension, have you forgotten?

Flower: Well, yes, well, yes ... (examining Matryona) And you, Matryon, what kind of New Year's costume is this?

Matryona: Well, don't you see? (proudly) Snowflake!

Flower: Yeah... Oh, I don't know... You're too old, in my opinion, for a snowflake, well, if only a snowwoman...

Matryona: You are a grandmother! Yes, look at yourself! Here you are - who?

Flower: (embarrassed) Squirrel...

Matryona: I would tell you what a squirrel, but there will be tears - Santa Claus will have all his boots soaked!

Flower: (crying)

Matryona: All right, everything, calm down! (stroking her)

Flower: Listen, Matryon ... (embarrassed)

Matryona: Well, let's talk already, she was embarrassed, how red the girl is!

Flower: Matryon, tell me, do you believe in Santa Claus?

Matryona: As a child, I really believed! When I was young, I had some doubts, but now I believe again!

Matryona: (with irony) Of course! Only a miracle can now change our lives for the better! Well, where is Santa Claus, to whom to tell poems? Until my memory faded!

flower : Come on, get out, let's tell everyone!

Together: Happy New Year!

We wish you all good health!

May this New Year

Bring good luck to everyone!

Sketches for the New Year 2019 for grades 5-7 of the school - funny and modern ideas

Sketches for the New Year 2019 for grades 5-7 of the school can be funny and modern, fabulous and comic, in the form of a short dialogue or a theatrical performance, with jokes and serious ones. Children of middle school age are happy to participate in amateur performances, and often even argue among themselves for the best roles in artistic performances at matinees.

In order for each student to be able to demonstrate their talents, it is necessary to select such funny and modern scenes for the scenario of the New Year's party, in which many students participate. And of course, the teacher should give the children the opportunity to choose their own role in the New Year's scene, and, if desired, supplement its plot. funny joke or a nice greeting.

Video with funny and original New Year's scenes for high school students

Get interesting and original ideas modern scenes for the New Year for students in grades 5-7 of the school can be found in the videos below. These videos were filmed in ordinary Russian schools, which means that middle school students of any school will be able to organize and stage an artistic performance no less talentedly and with humor than in the video.

Funny and modern scenes for the New Year for children based on fairy tales

Whatever is fashionable this year, Russians folk tales remain relevant at all times. Therefore, funny and modern scenes for the New Year for children cannot be imagined without famous fairy-tale characters - Baba Yaga, Kolobok, Wolf, Bunny, Three Pigs. Moreover, the children themselves are very fond of imagining themselves as heroes of fairy tales and are happy to prepare costumes, learn their roles and take part in staging such scenes.

Very funny scene of Baba Yaga for children

Baba Yaga is one of the most famous characters in children's fairy tales, and modern children are not afraid of a grandmother living in a hut, but laugh at her. And some girls for a New Year's party at school or kindergarten dress up not as princesses or snowflakes, but as grandmothers Ezhkas. Therefore, the scene of Baba Yaga for children, the script of which is given below, will be relevant on any children's holiday dedicated to the New Year.

(Baba Yaga comes out)

Did you recognize Grandma Yozhka?

Why didn't they call me?

Well, tea is also a person,

Even though I'm already a century old.

And even though I'm old, I know

I'm such an entertainer.

I compose for you now

Amazing story.

you help a little

Nice to ask!

(Children in chorus ask Baba Yaga to tell a fairy tale)

... That's it, the fairy tale is ready ...

(Reads a story)

Here the story ends

Now let's dance.

Don't be lazy, don't sit

Break up your bones.

Don't sit still.

Tea is not two hundred for you!

I have something for you.

Here I beg you, lottery.

Pull the ticket first

Is there a gain or not?

Don't look far.

Tea I'm good Yaga!

(A win-win lottery is held - each child pulls out some sweetness from Santa Claus's bag)

It's fun with you, funny,

But we need to say goodbye quickly.

Don't be angry when

I love you dearly!

Kiss, smack, smack over the shoulder!

Scene for children for the New Year "Three Little Pigs" - video

Another interesting and funny scene based on fairy tales on new way for children - the scene "Three Little Pigs". This scene can be played both at a matinee in a kindergarten or school, and at a home celebration of the New Year.

New Year's sketches for schoolchildren - funny and short creative numbers

Many schoolchildren want to prepare their own skits and artistic performances for the New Year's party. And as a rule, children prepare such numbers together or three together - together with best friends. For such cases, short and funny New Year's skits for schoolchildren for a company of 3 people will come in handy. Scenarios of such short scenes are given below.

Scene "Tested way"

Daughter: - Mom, do you think dad will give you a fur coat for the New Year?

Mom: Probably not. It is very expensive.

Son: - Have you tried lying on the floor, yelling and kicking? I checked it works!

Scene "Things must be planned in advance"

The snail slowly crawls along the tree, on the way it meets a worm.

Worm: - Happy New Year, snail! Where are you heading?

Snail: - I’m crawling for berries, otherwise I didn’t have time last time, they ate everything before me.

Worm: - What berries? Winter, New Year! They will only be in the summer.

Snail: - And now I'm smart, I left in advance! I'll definitely make it by summer!

Scene "Excellent teacher"

Child: - Yeshkin cat!

Mom: Son! Who taught you such a bad word?

Child: Santa Claus! I heard him say this when he tripped over a bicycle in my room at night.

Sketches for the New Year - an opportunity for children to show their imagination and demonstrate their talents

Funny and modern scenes for the New Year 2019 for children, rehearsed under the guidance of their beloved teacher, is a great opportunity for schoolchildren to demonstrate their talents and acting inclinations to classmates, teachers and parents. Short and funny New Year's skits will be easy to learn and play for elementary school students, and for high school students, scenarios of funny scenes with relevant humor are suitable. The main thing for teachers is to give children the opportunity to choose interesting scenes and roles themselves, and also to allow them to show their imagination when creating a festive image, because already for grades 5-7 of the school this task will not be difficult, but on the contrary, will allow children to feel like adults and open up in the talent of an artist.

See also funny poems about school for children. The advantages of our funny scenes are that they do not require costumes, there is no need to memorize large texts (and the one who plays the role of a teacher can use a printout that can be put in a magazine), they need to be rehearsed for a short time. At the same time, these scenes are close to the students. They will be able to laugh at their mistakes, looking at themselves from the outside. Humor, jokes, funny scenes for children about school are well suited for KVN. See also School Humor.

1. Scene "At the lessons of the Russian language"

Teacher: Let's see how you learned homework. Whoever goes to answer first will get a point higher.
Disciple Ivanov (pulls out his hand and shouts): Mary Ivanna, I will be the first, give me three at once!

Teacher: Your composition about a dog, Petrov, word for word is similar to Ivanov's composition!
Disciple Petrov: Mary Ivanna, so Ivanov and I live in the same yard, and there we have one dog for all!

Teacher: You, Sidorov, have a wonderful essay, but why is it not finished?
Student Sidorov: But because dad was urgently called to work!
Teacher: Koshkin, confess, who wrote the essay for you?
Pupil Koshkin: I don't know. I went to bed early.
Teacher: As for you, Klevtsov, let your grandfather come to me tomorrow!
Student Klevtsov: Grandpa? Maybe dad?
Teacher: No, grandfather. I want to show him what gross mistakes his son admits when he writes an essay for you.

Teacher: What kind of word is "egg", Sinichkin?
Student Sinichkin: None.
Teacher: Why?
Student Sinichkin: Because it is not known who will hatch from it: a rooster or a chicken.

Teacher: Petushkov, determine the gender of the words: “chair”, “table”, “sock”, “stocking”.
Disciple Petushkov: “Table”, “chair” and “sock” are masculine, and “stocking” is feminine.
Teacher: Why?
Disciple Petushkov: Because only women wear stockings!

Teacher: Smirnov, go to the blackboard, write down and analyze the sentence.
Student Smirnov goes to the blackboard.
The teacher dictates, and the student writes: "Dad went to the garage."
Teacher: Ready? We listen to you.
Student Smirnov: Dad - subject, left - predicate, in the garage - ... pretext.

Teacher: Who guys can come up with a sentence with homogeneous members?
Tyulkin's student holds out her hand.
Teacher: Please, Tyulkina.
Tyulkin's student: There were no trees, no bushes, no grass in the forest.

Teacher: Sobakin, come up with a sentence with the numeral "three".
Student Sobakin: My mother works at a knitwear factory.

Teacher: Rubashkin, go to the blackboard, write down the sentence.
Student Rubashkin goes to the blackboard.
The teacher dictates: The guys caught butterflies with nets.
Student Rubashkin writes: The guys caught butterflies with glasses.
Teacher: Rubashkin, why are you so inattentive?
Student Rubashkin: And what?
Teacher: Where did you see bespectacled butterflies?

Teacher: Bags, what part of speech is the word "dryish"?
Pupil Meshkov, getting up, is silent for a long time.
Teacher: Well, think, Meshkov, what question does this word answer?
Student Meshkov: What kind? Dryish!

Teacher: Antonyms are words that are opposite in meaning. For example, fat - thin, cry - laugh, day - night. Petushkov, give me your example now.
Pupil Petushkov: A cat is a dog.
Teacher: And what about "cat - dog"?
Disciple Petushkov: Well, how? They are opposite and often fight among themselves.

Teacher: Sidorov, why do you eat apples in class?
Disciple Sidorov: It's a pity to waste time at a break!
Teacher: Stop it now! By the way, why weren't you at school yesterday?
Disciple Sidorov: My older brother got sick.
Teacher: What about you?
Student Sidorov: And I rode his bike!
Teacher: Sidorov! My patience has run out! Don't come to school tomorrow without your father!
Student Sidorov: And the day after tomorrow?

Teacher: Sushkina, come up with a proposal with an appeal.
Sushkin's student: Mary Ivanna, call!

2. Scene "Correct answer"

Teacher: Petrov, how much will it be: four divided by two?
Student: And what to share, Mikhail Ivanovich?
Teacher: Well, let's say four apples.
Student: And between whom?
Teacher: Well, let it be between you and Sidorov.
Student: Then three for me and one for Sidorov.
Teacher: Why is that?
Student: Because Sidorov owes me one apple.
Teacher: Doesn't he owe you a plum?
Student: No, you shouldn't plum.
Teacher: Well, how much will it be if four plums are divided by two?
Student: Four. And all to Sidorov.
Teacher: Why four?
Student: Because I don't like plums.
Teacher: Wrong again.
Student: How much is correct?
Teacher: And now I will put the correct answer in your diary!
(I. Butman)

3. Scene "Our cases"

Characters: teacher and student Petrov

Teacher: Petrov, go to the blackboard and write down a short story that I will dictate to you.
The student goes to the blackboard and prepares to write.
Teacher (dictates): “Dad and mom scolded Vova for bad behavior. Vova was silent guiltily, and then he promised to improve.”
The student writes from dictation on the blackboard.
Teacher: Great! Underline all the nouns in your story.
The student underlines the words: “dad”, “mother”, “Vova”, “behavior”, “Vova”, “promise”.
Teacher: Ready? Decide what case these nouns are in. Understood?
Student: Yes!
Teacher: Start!
Student: Mom and Dad. Who? What? Parents. So, the case is genitive.
Scolded whom, what? Vova. "Vova" is a name. So the case is nominative.
Scolded for what? For bad behavior. Apparently he did something. This means that “behavior” has an instrumental case.
Vova was silent guiltily. So, here “Vova” has an accusative case.
Well, the “promise”, of course, is in the dative case, since Vova gave it!
That's all!
Teacher: Yes, the analysis turned out to be original! Bring the diary, Petrov. I wonder what mark you would suggest to give yourself?
Student: What? Of course, five!
Teacher: So five? By the way, in what case did you call this word “five”?
Student: Prepositional!
Teacher: In a prepositional? Why?
Student: Well, I suggested it myself!
(according to L. Kaminsky)

4. Scene "At the lessons of mathematics"

Characters: teacher and students of the class

Teacher: Petrov, you can hardly count to ten. I have no idea who you can become?
Disciple Petrov: Boxing judge, Mary Ivanna!

Teacher: Trushkin is coming to the board to solve the problem.
Student Trushkin goes to the blackboard.
Teacher: Listen carefully to the condition of the problem. Dad bought 1 kilogram of sweets, and mom bought another 2 kilograms. How...
Disciple Trushkin goes to the door.
Teacher: Trushkin, where are you?!
Disciple Trushkin: I ran home, there are sweets!

Teacher: Petrov, bring the diary here. I'll put your yesterday's deuce in it.
Disciple Petrov: I don't have it.
Teacher: Where is he?
Disciple Petrov: And I gave it to Vitka - to scare my parents!

Teacher: Vasechkin, if you have ten rubles, and you ask your brother for another ten rubles, how much money will you have?
Disciple Vasechkin: Ten rubles.
Teacher: You just don't know math!
Disciple Vasechkin: No, you don't know my brother!

Teacher: Sidorov, please answer, how much is three times seven?
Student Sidorov: Marya Ivanovna, I will only answer your question in the presence of my lawyer!

Teacher: Why, Ivanov, does your father always do your homework for you?
Student Ivanov: Mom doesn't have free time!

Teacher: Now solve problem number 125 on your own.
The students get to work.
Teacher: Smirnov! Why are you copying from Terentiev?
Disciple Smirnov: No, Mary Ivanna, he is copying me, and I'm just checking whether he did it right!

Teacher: Guys, who is Archimedes? Answer, Shcherbinina.
Shcherbinin's student: This is a mathematical Greek.

5. Scene "At the lessons of natural history"

Characters: teacher and students of the class

Teacher: Who can name five wild animals?
Student Petrov raises his hand.
Teacher: Answer, Petrov.
Disciple Petrov: A tiger, a tigress and... three cubs.

Teacher: What are dense forests? Answer, Kosichkina!
Kosichkin's student: These are the kind of forests in which ... it's good to take a nap.

Teacher: Simakova, please name the parts of the flower.
Simakov's student: Petals, stem, pot.
Teacher: Ivanov, please answer us, what benefits do birds and animals bring to a person?
Student Ivanov: Birds peck mosquitoes, and cats catch mice for him.

Teacher: Petrov, what book about famous travelers have you read?
Apprentice Roosters: "Frog Traveler"

Teacher: Who will answer how the sea differs from the river? Please, Mishkin.
Disciple Mishkin: The river has two banks, and the sea has one.

Student Zaitsev holds out his hand.
Teacher: What do you want, Zaitsev? Is there something you want to ask?
Disciple Zaitsev: Mary Ivanna, is it true that people descended from monkeys?
Teacher: True.
Disciple Zaitsev: That's what I see: there are so few monkeys!

Teacher: Kozyavin, please answer, what is the life expectancy of a mouse?
Student Kozyavin: Well, Mary Ivanna, it entirely depends on the cat.

Teacher: Go to the blackboard ... Meshkov and tell us about the crocodile.
Student Meshkov (going to the blackboard): The length of the crocodile from head to tail is five meters, and from tail to head - seven meters.
Teacher: Think what you are saying! Is it possible?
Student Meshkov: It happens! For example, from Monday to Wednesday - two days, and from Wednesday to Monday - five!

Teacher: Khomyakov, answer me, why do people need a nervous system?
Disciple Khomyakov: To be nervous.

Teacher: Why do you, Sinichkin, look at your watch every minute?
Student Sinichkin: Because I'm terribly worried that the bell will interrupt the amazingly interesting lesson.

Teacher: Guys, who will answer where the bird flies with a straw in its beak?
Student Belkov raises his hand above all.
Teacher: Try, Belkov.
Pupil Belkov: To the cocktail bar, Mary Ivanna.

Teacher: Teplyakova, which teeth appear last in a person?
Teplyakov's student: Plug-in, Mary Ivanna.

Teacher: Now I will ask you a very complex issue, for the correct answer I will immediately put the top five with a plus. And the question is: “Why is European time ahead of American time?”
Student Klyushkin raises his hand.
Teacher: Answer, Klyushkin.
Disciple Klyushkin: Because America was discovered later!

6. Scene "Folder under the arm"

Vovka: Listen, I'll tell you a funny story. Yesterday I took a folder by mouse and went to Uncle Yura, my mother ordered.
Andrew: Ha-ha-ha! Indeed, it's funny.
Vovka (surprised): What's so funny? I haven't started talking yet.
Andrey (laughing): Folder... under the arm! Well thought out. Yes, your folder under the arm and will not fit, he's not a cat!
Vovka: Why "my folder"? Folder - daddy. You forgot how to speak correctly from laughter, or what?
Andrei: (winking and pounding his forehead): Ah, I guessed! Grandfather - under the arm! He speaks incorrectly, but he also teaches. Now it’s clear: dad’s folder is your grandfather Kolya! In general, it’s great you came up with it - funny and with a riddle!
Vova (offended): What does my grandfather Kolya have to do with it? I wanted to tell you something completely different. You didn’t listen to the end, but you laugh, you interfere with speaking. Yes, even dragged my grandfather, put him under his arm, what a storyteller was found! I'd rather go home than talk to you.
Andrei (to himself, left alone): And why was he offended? Why tell funny stories if you can't even laugh?
(I. Semerenko)

7. Scene "3=7 and 2=5"

Teacher: Well, Petrov? What am I to do with you?
Petrov: And what?
Teacher: All year you did nothing, did not study anything. I don't know exactly what to put in the statement.
Petrov (looking sullenly at the floor): I, Ivan Ivanovich, was engaged in scientific work.
Teacher: What are you? What?
Petrov: I decided that all of our mathematics is wrong and ... I proved it!
Teacher: Well, how, Comrade Great Petrov, did you achieve this?
Petrov: Ah, what can I say, Ivan Ivanovich! It's not my fault that Pythagoras was mistaken and this ... Archimedes!
Teacher: Archimedes?
Petrov: And he, too, After all, they said that three is only three.
Teacher: What else?
Petrov (solemnly): That's not true! I proved that three equals seven!
Teacher: How is it?
Petrov: Look, 15 -15 = 0. Right?
Teacher: Right.
Petrov: 35 - 35 = 0 - also true. So 15-15 = 35-35. Right?
Teacher: Right.
Petrov: We take out the common factors: 3(5-5) = 7(5-5). Right?
Teacher: Exactly.
Petrov: Hehe! (5-5) = (5-5). This is also true!
Teacher: Yes.
Petrov: Then everything is upside down: 3 = 7!
Teacher: Yep! So, Petrov, survived.
Petrov: I didn't want to, Ivan Ivanovich. But against science ... you can't sin!
Teacher: Understood. Look: 20-20 = 0. Right?
Petrov: Exactly!
Teacher: 8-8 = 0 - also true. Then 20-20 = 8-8. It is truth too?
Petrov: Exactly, Ivan Ivanovich, exactly.
Teacher: We take out the common factors: 5 (4-4) \u003d 2 (4-4). Right?
Petrov: Right!
Teacher: That's it, Petrov, I give you a "2"!
Petrov: For what, Ivan Ivanovich?
Teacher: Don't be upset, Petrov, because if we divide both parts of the equality by (4-4), then 2=5. So did you do it?
Petrov: Well, let's say.
Teacher: So I put "2", it doesn't matter. BUT?
Petrov: No, it's not all the same, Ivan Ivanovich, "5" is better.
Teacher: Perhaps better, Petrov, but until you prove it, you will have a deuce in a year, equal, in your opinion, to a five!
Guys, help Petrov.
(Newspaper " Primary School", "Mathematics", No. 24, 2002)

8. Scene "Schoolboy and seller"

Characters: a schoolboy and a shop assistant

Sales assistant: What do you suggest?
Schoolchild: The years of the reign of Nicholas II?
Sales assistant: I don't know.
Schoolchild: Okay ... Pythagorean theorem?
Sales Assistant: … (shrugs)
Schoolboy: Photosynthesis?
Sales Assistant: (sighing) I don't know...
Schoolboy: Well, what are you climbing then with your “What can I tell you?”!!!
(KVN team from Ryazan)

9. Scene "Schoolchildren at the stadium"

Characters: schoolchildren and stadium informant

A group of young fans led by a leader loudly chant:
"SPARTAK IS A CHAMPION!" "SPARTAK IS A CHAMPION!"
Suddenly, the voice of the stadium informant turns on:
Informant's voice: Attention young fans! (young fans stop chanting)
Your history teacher is at the match!
Young fans start chanting:
"SPA RTAK IS A ROMAN SLAVE!" "SPA RTAK IS A ROMAN SLAVE!"
(KVN team from Ryazan)

10. Scene "Unnecessary words, or Cool Dnieper in cool weather"

Characters: a cultured adult and a modern schoolboy Vanya Sidorov

Hello Vanya.
- Hello.
- Well, tell me, Vanya, how are you?
- Wu, the deeds of might.
- I'm sorry, what?
- Cool, I say, one wick blew such a thing. Rides to the sket. Give, he says, great to drive. Sat down and scratched. And here is the teacher. And he let's show off. Broke the mitten. Yes, how shaky. Himself with a black eye. The teacher almost went off the rails, but the bike hooted. In rzhachka. Cool, right?
- And what, there was a horse?
- What horse?
- Well, who was neighing. Or I didn't understand anything.
- Nu, nothing you not understood?
- Come on, let's start over.
- Well, let's. So one wick...
- Without a candle?
- Without.
- And what is this wick?
- Well, one guy, long, rolled up to the box ...
- What did he ride, on a bicycle?
- No, the child had a bicycle.
- Which sket?
- Well, shibzdik one. Yes, you know him, he walks around here with such a schnobel.
- With whom, with whom?
- Yes, not with whom, but with what, his nose is in the form of a schnobel. Well, let's go, he says, it's great to drive. Sat down and scratched.
- Did he itch something?
- No, he drank.
- Well, how did you cut it?
- What did you cut?
- Well, is it big?
- How?
- Well, this same, schnobel?
- No, the little girl had a schnobel. And the wick had a black eye, a bzig struck him in the head, and he began to roam. He opened his mitten, so he twitched.
- And why the mitten, did he twitch in the winter?
- Yes, there was no winter there, there was a teacher.
- Teacher, you mean.
- Well, yes, with a black eye, that is, with a great one, no, with coils. But the very rolling, that great whooped.
- How did you goof off?
- Well, covered up. into small pieces. Now understand?
- Understood. I realized that you do not know Russian at all.
- I don't know how!
- Can you imagine if everyone spoke the way you do, what would happen?
- What?
Do you remember Gogol's? “Wonderful is the Dnieper in calm weather, when it rushes freely and smoothly through its forests and mountains full of its waters, it neither rustles nor thunders.
- I remember.
- Now listen to how it sounds in your bzik language: " Cool Dnieper in cool weather, when, wandering and showing off, sawing its cool waves through forests and mountains. It won't bend, it won't cover. You hatch your zenks, you open the mitten and you don’t know if he saws or doesn’t saw. A rare bird with a schnobel combs up to the middle of the Dnieper. And if he finishes combing, he will bow and drop his hooves. "Well, how do you like it?
- I like it, - he said and ran, shouting: "Cool Dnieper in cool weather."
(Lion Izmailov)

11. A young man in a nightclub

Characters: girl, young man, mother

A girl is sitting at the bar. A young man approaches her.

Young man: Hey babe! Are you bored?
GIRL: Yes, there are some.
YOUNG MAN: Can you come with me? I will arrange an unforgettable evening for you!
GIRL: Sounds. But my mother is waiting for me at 23-00 at home.
YOUNG MAN: Is mom waiting? Drop it! What are you, 10 years old? Do you go on dates with your mom? Ha!

Suddenly, a young man's hand confidently takes by the ear. Everyone sees that this is the hand of an aged woman.

YOUNG MAN: Mom? What are you doing here?
MOM: What are you doing here?
YOUNG MAN: Well, Mom! I…
MOM: I don't want to hear! March home!
YOUNG MAN: (to girl) Baby, I'll call you back!
MOM: Home!
(KVN team from Ryazan)

12. Radiologist's office

Characters: grandmother, boy, radiologist

Radiologist's office: X-ray machine, table, chair. The doctor is sitting at the table.
A little boy and a grandmother enter the office.

GRANDMA (pointing to the boy). I've looked all over, there are no points anywhere. I think he swallowed them. All in his grandfather!
RADIOLOGIST (referring to the boy). Have you swallowed granny's glasses?
The boy does not answer.
GRANDMOTHER. Partisan! All in his grandfather!
RADIOLOGIST. Are you silent? But now we will enlighten you through and through and find out everything.
GRANDMA (happily). Yep, got it! Would love to have something like this at home.
RADIOLOGIST (examines the picture). Well, well, well ... You know ... he has here not only glasses, but also a wallet with money. I can’t say for sure, but somewhere around three hundred rubles.
GRANDMOTHER. It's not ours, we don't need someone else's. The main thing for me is to get glasses, I can’t watch TV without them.
RADIOLOGIST. We'll get it now.
The radiologist comes up to the boy, picks him up by his legs and shakes him. Glasses and wallet fall to the floor.
GRANDMA (grabbing glasses). Thank you very much, doctor. I don't even know how to thank you. Let me kiss you!
RADIOLOGIST (turns the wallet in his hands). No need. But the wallet, if possible, I will leave myself as a keepsake.
GRANDMOTHER. It's not ours, not ours, we don't need someone else's.
Grandmother and grandson leave the office.
RADIOLOGIST (loudly). Next!
(A. Givargizov)

Characters:
Father: Serpent Gorynych
Head teacher: Baba Yaga
Math teacher: Leshy
Geography teacher: Kikimora
Botany Teacher: Witch
Class teacher: Water

ZMEY GORYNYCH (flies into the teacher's room):
... Yes, I told him a hundred times! ..
So what did he do again?

LESHIY:
Multiply a minus with a sine -
Got a minus one!

KIKIMORA:
Confused albinos
With albatrosses...

WITCH:
Threw apricots...

KIKIMORA:
Blowing soap bubbles!

LESHIY:
On a bet
Swallowed the call!

KIKIMORA:
Yawned the whole lesson
And infected everyone with a yawn!

WATER:
But yesterday
dragged to class
Behemoth!!!

LESHIY:
With this nasty boy
There is no sweetness!

BABA YAGA (unctuous):
Maybe give him poison?
Or throw it to the wolves?
AM -
And there is no bad student!

KIKIMORA:
Don't get excited, dear Yaga.
In our age
Such measures are outdated.

LESHIY:
A hundred years ago
We would have it
Of course,
Ate...
But now
We have
Not many students
In reserve...

WATER:
I agree!
Let's not run
To extreme measures.

WITCH:
Let's try to get him
Good example.

ZMEY GORYNYCH (confused):
Mmmm... Less, more...
That is, more or less!
And yet...

WITCH (interrupts):
BUT...
Understand!
Your example doesn't work...
But boy
Doesn't want to study at all!

BABA YAGA:
Oh, how much trouble with children! ..

DRAGON:
Lock him in the closet - let him learn lessons!
And if he doesn't stop yawning...

ALL IN CHOIR:
We will turn it
In chewing gum
And we will
SLOWLY
Chew!
(E. Lipatova)

14. Daily routine

Characters:

Schoolboy Vova
Schoolboy Petya

PETYA:
- And you, Vova, do you know what a regime is?

VOVA:
- Of course! Regime… Regime is where I want, I jump there.

PETYA:
- Not properly! Routine is the order of the day. Are you doing it?

VOVA:
- I even overfulfill it.

PETYA:
- Like this?

VOVA:
- According to the schedule, I need to walk twice a day, and I walk four!

PETYA:
- No, you are not overfulfilling it, but breaking it! Do you know what the daily routine should be?

VOVA:
- I know! Climb. Charger. Washing. Bed cleaning. Breakfast. School. Dinner. Walk. Prep. Walk.

PETYA:
- Good.

VOVA:
- And it can be even better.

PETYA:
- How is it?

VOVA:
- Like this! Climb. Breakfast. Walk. Lunch. Walk. Dinner. Walk. Tea. Walk. Dinner. Walk. Dream.

PETYA:
- Oh no. In this mode, you will turn out to be a lazy and ignoramus.

VOVA:
- Will not work.

PETYA:
- Why?

VOVA:
- Because with my grandmother we carry out the whole regimen.

PETYA:
- How is it with your grandmother?

VOVA:
- And so. Half of it is done by me, and half by my grandmother. And together it turns out the whole regime.

PETYA:
- I do not understand!

VOVA:
- Very simple. I do the lifting. Charging is performed by the grandmother. Washing is a grandmother. Bed cleaning - grandmother. Breakfast is me. Walk - me. Cooking lessons - my grandmother and I. Walk - me. Lunch is me.

PETYA:
- Aren't you ashamed?! Now I understand why you are so undisciplined.

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15. About Pushkin

Two duelists stand opposite each other. One of them is Pushkin.

Second: Come on!

Pushkin and his opponent raise their pistols. Approach barriers. Pushkin's opponent makes a shot. Pushkin is wounded. The enemy approaches the wounded Pushkin.

Pushkin: For what?

Pushkin's opponent: Bastard! Because of you, they left me for the second year in literature !!!

16. School riddles

Characters: Schoolboy, his friend - Vovka Sidorov

SCHOOLCHILD (addressing confidentially to the audience, pointing with his hand at a friend standing nearby):
And Vovka Sidorov from our class is slow-witted! Here I came across interesting riddles about school affairs, and riddles should be in rhyme. Of course, I guessed everything right away, and then I decided to test Vovka for quick wits.

SCHOOLBOY (to Vovka Sidorov):
Here, guess the riddle in rhyme: “Between two calls, the term is called ...”

VOVKA SIDOROV (instantly):
Turn!

SCHOOLBOY:
Well, that's right, "change" is suitable, but there should be a guess in rhyme!

VOVKA SIDOROV (offended):
Yeah, he himself said that it was right, and then you start ...

SCHOOLBOY:
Okay, let me give you another riddle, just think before you say the answer. “The athlete told us: Everyone go to the sports ...”

VOVKA SIDOROV (shouts):
Score!

SCHOOLBOY:
Which store? What for? Where did you see him?

VOVKA SIDOROV:
What do you mean why? I need to buy new sneakers, otherwise the sole of mine is already lagging behind on my left foot. And the Sporting Goods store is right in front of the school. You, too, have seen him a hundred times.

SCHOOLBOY (to the side of the hall):
Well, what can you prove to him here!

SCHOOLBOY (to Vovka Sidorov):
Can you solve this riddle in rhyme? “Schools are not simple buildings, schools get…”

VOVKA SIDOROV:
Over the head! Yesterday, I almost didn’t touch the bow at Lenka Petrova’s, and she bang-bang me with a book on the head.

SCHOOLBOY:
Listen to another riddle: “And today I got another grade…”

VOVKA SIDOROV (shouts):
Three, three I again received in mathematics.

STUDENT (addressing the audience in the hall):
Well Vovka and slow-witted! Well dumbass! Although ... I look, his face is cunning, tricky. Maybe he played me? Today is April 1st!!!
(Leonid Medvedev)

17. About parents

A man in a clothing store dials a number on his cell phone.

Man: Hello, honey! … Did our Mishka do his homework? … Yes? How about in his diary? Good, yes?! So, did he leave the room? Crap! Did you eat soup? Nothing ... I just went to the store, and then the sale of belts!

I have a scene “Once upon a New Year's Eve” - an excellent class scene for the New Year that has just reached publication.

One class and their class teacher I already liked it, I hope you do too.

The scene is funny, but with a stitched unobtrusive morality. Modern, but also slightly magical - the end of December after all ...

I wrote it for ninth graders, but there is no strict binding, so it is suitable for staging for almost all schoolchildren - replace only "War and Peace" with Pushkin's fairy tales, for example, etc.

And we start))

Scene class "Once upon a New Year's Eve"

Intonations are important - you need to choose them and maintain the image.

Roles and characters

1. Host - boy
2. Student X (x) - boy
3. Student U (y) - boy
4. The student is a girl
5. Teacher-1 is a girl
6. Teacher-2 - girl

This is how it is for me, but you can change it. You can also add students and teachers, if there are any, and scatter dialogue lines on them. If it is necessary to reduce the number of "actors", then remove one student or Leader - then let his voice sound from behind the scenes in any performance.

"Teachers" should be dressed in business style, do adult hairstyles, perhaps add glasses. The rest of the characters are in their usual form.

Props

Table and 2-3 chairs around the table

Magic book - a large book or thick hardboard folder (red, blue or green with snowflakes or stars glued on)

Sheets with texts inside the folder - you can legally peep into them, accompanying this with the words “let me see”, “what is inside there?”, “let me look too”

Pouch with a boy's hat inside

Large bag - to fit a book

Duration

8-10 minutes.

It is very easy to reduce/increase the duration of the action by removing/adding a few wishes of students and/or teachers - I wrote them so that they can be changed without losing the plot.

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Action

The stage is closed by a backstage - all or partly. Leading out:

Once, on New Year's Eve, such a story happened in a certain school in a certain city.

He points to the curtain, it opens, the leader leaves. We see a table with chairs and students at the table or around the table in free poses (that is, not in the lesson). Leafing smartphones.

Student X runs in with a magic book in both hands:

Folks, look what I have! This is a magical book that fulfills any desire!

Student U:

Where are the firewood from?

Student X:

From the forest, of course ... I mean, from the teacher's room.

Pupil:

Have you stolen a book?

Student X:

Not stolen, but borrowed. By the way, the teacher did the same thing - she took the book from the girls at the lesson, said that she would give it back later. Well, we'll give back later.

Student U:

How do you know?

Student X:

So my younger brother told me, it happened in their class.

And he continues, and the rest of the words in the phrase are divided into him and the rest of the students present at the table.

Opens the book and reads:

They say that on New Year's Eve, whatever you wish - everything will always happen, everything always comes true! The truth is coming true!

Oh, okay - these are nursery rhymes, only kids believe in them.

Don't tell! The bro says that they only wished for sweets, and immediately moms from the parent committee enter the classroom and distribute gifts with chocolates. The little ones, of course, first came to an indescribable delight, and then they realized that they had sold too cheap - they had to think of iPhones!

Well, yes! And for just so small you took such precious information and leaked it?

First of all, he is my brother after all. Secondly, not for nothing, but for 3 pies, so you still owe me a pies. And thirdly, the book has already been confiscated from them anyway.

Okay, storyteller, open your valuable book, let's check.

Open, read:

Rules for making wishes... And here are the rules! Well, there's no getting away from them. In the lessons of the rules, in the book of desires - the rules!

Will we be indignant or will we make wishes?

I want my hat to be found right now, which I lost a year ago. (Walks, looks under the table, in the corners) There is no hat, your magic book does not work!

Don't rush to draw conclusions better rules read.

Reading from a book:

Wishes will come true only in the New Year. You can guess one little wish from each person or one large one for all. To make a wish come true, you must first think very well.

What is there to think! Let all the teachers get sick and cancel the lessons!

You can’t wish illness to anyone, it will return like a boomerang!

Okay, let the teachers all go on vacation on vacation, travel, visit and stay there a little longer. Can this be guessed? It's good if people talk a little more with their relatives and get impressions?

Can you imagine what kind of impressions we will have when they return and our desires come out?

Okay, I agree - it’s dumb to think about teachers, but we still need to finish our studies before graduation! Let's not talk about teachers then.

And about whom?

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Further along the scene, the children have amazing ideas of desires regarding other classes, the periodic table, the gym, the foundation of the school, lessons foreign language, literature and something else. But all ideas are rejected with a sigh by the students themselves, since the consequences will affect loved ones, world culture and, most importantly, themselves

Puzzled children take a break to think well (and it is best to think over pies)), and leave with things and a book, as if in the dining room.

The kids are gone, but the action continues.

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The curtain closes part of the scene with the table where the children left, and the Host appears:

And at the same time, on the eve of the same New Year, in the same school unknown to us in an unknown city, on another floor, in a room with a sign "Teacher's" the following happened.

The leader leaves. The curtain opens, and now Teacher 1 is sitting at the table, and Teacher 2 looks under the table and chairs. The conversation between them...

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