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The man went to hell. Around boilers, pans, devils ...
The man went to hell. Boilers, frying pans, devils bring up sinners around - in general, everything is as it should be ... The local metro station approaches him (in the sense of the devil-manager) and says:
- Well, man, choose a cauldron or a frying pan and get involved in the "process"!
- It's scary for you here, - the man answers, - can I look like I can choose something for myself?
- Come on - look, choose - allows the devil.
The man went looking, looked everywhere the same thing. Completely desperate. Suddenly a birch grove looks in the distance. He came closer and looked in the grove ... a beer stall and the people around were sipping beer. The man there.
- Can I have a beer? - timidly so.
- Take a mug, no problem!
Stands, drinks beer, looks around. Surprisingly - the devils do not touch, it's cool ... Grace. Looks, a dried fish has appeared. The man is emboldened:
- I'd like a ponytail...
- No problem!
The man felt very good. The beer will take a sip, but it does not decrease, with the fish as well. Beauty ... Well, he pushes his neighbor in the side and asks:
- Look, there's HELL?! - and in the direction of the boilers shows.
- HELL!
- And here??!
- And here!
- What's the difference???
- There for those who believe in this garbage, and here for everyone else.
- Well, hello, man. Don't worry that you ended up in hell, it's much better here than they say in life! For example, did you smoke in that life?
“I smoked,” the man replies shyly.
On Mondays we have a smoking holiday. On this day, we do not limit ourselves at all. You can smoke whatever you want. There is also tobacco for self-rolling, and cigarettes, and elite cigars, and a hookah. We smoke all day and all night long, and lung diseases are not terrible, we are already dead! And did you drink alcohol?
“It happened, of course,” the man answers, lowering his head.
- So, on Tuesdays we drink everything that burns: wine, beer, champagne, if you want, there is a stronger one: vodka, whiskey, moonshine. It flows like a river! We don’t worry about the liver, we are already dead! Didn't do drugs?
“I tried…” the man says.
- So, on Wednesday you will come off! We have a variety of drugs, from soft drugs to cocaine and synthetics! We want - we can prick, but we want - we sniff. And we are not afraid of either an overdose or withdrawal, because we have already died! How was it with the female gender?
- It's okay, I loved this business! The man is clearly elated.
- Here Thursday is just the day of crazy joys with women. There are many more of them here than men many times over, the choice is the richest. The wife does not catch, sexual diseases are not terrible - we are already dead! And what about the men?
A man went to heaven, it means that they show him everything, tell him, take him to the best places, etc. Here, they tell him, here are Muslims, here are Catholics, here are Buddhists, here are Baptists, and finally they reach the fence and go into a whisper:
- Shh! - and nod at the fence.
- Why in a whisper? - the man asks.
- Yes, there are Jews here, they think that they are alone here ...
A man enters the next world and the devil meets him:
Well man, you're in hell. Just don't worry too much. We're not so bad here! Have you smoked in your life?
The man lowers his eyes.
- Yes, I smoked.
- Nu means, on Mondays for you will holiday. It's smoking day. The choice is huge, from pipes and shag to expensive cigars and hookah. We smoke all Monday, until late at night. And asthma and cancer are not terrible - you're already dead! Did you like to drink?
The man lowers his head
- Not without it.
- Wow! Then get ready for the holidays on Tuesdays! We drink all day, from the very morning, from beer and light wines to the strongest drinks: moonshine and alcohol. And spit on the liver: you're already dead! What about drugs?
- Yes, it happened!
- Well, have fun on Wednesdays! We have this day of drugs, from the lightest, to heroin and heavy synthetics. If you want - prick, if you want - smoke, and don't be afraid of withdrawal, or overdose, or cops - you've already died! And with women?
The man revives
- But how!
- Then come off on Thursdays! This is our sex day. The fact is that there are 10 times more women in hell than men, and you will have a super choice! And don't even think about syphilis there - you're already dead! How are you with men?
The man jumps up:
- No, what are you!
- Mda-sss ... You won't like it on Fridays with us!
The man goes to heaven. Enjoys there. Everything is good: people, food, even women. And asks the archangel:
“Can you take a look at hell with one eye?”
They give him a look, and everything is exactly the same there, including the landscape, but for some reason people cry and suffer.
Why are they all so unhappy? - asks the surprised man.
- Yes, they just think that it is better in paradise ...
What is Ray? this is a place where all the chefs are French; all tutors are English; all filmmakers are Americans; all the housewives are Russians, and the entire administration is made up of Germans.
What is Hell? This is the kind of place where all the chefs are English; all tutors are French; all film directors are Germans; all housewives are Americans, and the entire administration consists of Russians.
Angela Merkel dies, sent to hell. She stands with things-suitcases at the gates of hell, crying. The devil comes out, looks surprised, checks the list and reports that a mistake has occurred and she needs to go to heaven. Joyful Merkel, forgetting everything, runs away. The devil thinks how bad it turned out, she forgot things. He calls a few imps, tells them to take things to heaven and return them to Merkel. Little devils are lazy guys, while they get to the gates of paradise, it is already closed there until tomorrow. What to do, they have to climb over the fence with all their things. At this time in paradise, on the other side of the fence, one archangel says to another:
- Look, Merkel has only been with us for less than an hour, and the refugees have already climbed with might and main !!
A man died and went to heaven, and they say to him:
- You understand, man, you lived somehow strangely, and not very righteously, and not
very sinful, so you can choose where you are - in hell
or in paradise.
The man, of course, doubted, and offers:
- Can I see it first?
- Look.
A man went to heaven, and there are boring things, the people are all kind of incorporeal,
drinking nectar, chewing ambrosia, melancholy...
Well, a man went to hell, and there - casinos, variety shows, brothels, taverns, well, not
life, but lafa.
Everything, the man says, I want to live in hell! Here his devils under his arms and a cauldron with
boiling resin. The man how to yell: "What are you, deceived me, serve here
the most important thing!"
The chief devil comes and tells him: "Well, you
man and weird. Do not confuse tourism with emigration!
The king, the businessman and the logistician went to hell.
The devil comes out and says: “According to the rules of Hell, you have the right to one call, but you will have to pay for it.
The king was given the first call. Calls, asks how things are in the kingdom, in the family. They answer him that everything is fine and after a minute he hangs up. Damn it, Your former Majesty, you have 100 thousand dollars for a call.
The king thought he was going to die anyway and paid the price.
The businessman called, asked how things were in the family, in the company, how was that project, how was the other project, the latest stock reports? He found out that everything was fine and hung up after 5-7 minutes and the devil said to him: "You have a million dollars."
The businessman thought, well, what a difference now and paid.
The logistician calls: “How is it in the port? Has the ship been placed? Unload? Rolling stock filed? Not? Customs ... environmentalists, SES, orders, pp / pd ”- begins to resolve issues. “How are the tires on the car? Diesel fuel in the tank, and so on. The devil says to him: "From you, my dear, 10 dollars 50 cents."
King with a businessman: But how is it, we talked for a minute or a little more, they ripped off such money from us, and he talked for 3 hours, he was 10.50?!?!?!?
“So, you had international calls, and even in roaming. And he had a call from hell to hell, the rate is local.
Three men die and go to heaven. Apostle Peter meets them.
- Well, guys, it's a big paradise, you can't get around, you have to go. Here you are Andrei, you cheated on your wife twenty times. Here's "Kopeyka" for you, go. You're Igor, cheated on his wife five times, well done, here's a Ford for you, ride. Michael, you never cheated on your wife!!! You lived your life like a saint, here's a new Ferrari for you, you deserve it.
Some time passes and the two (on a penny and a Ford) see Mikhail crying on the hood of his Ferrari.
- What happened?
- Yes, I met my wife, on roller skates ...
Don Juan goes to hell. The devil asks him:
- Where do you want - in a terrible room or a terrible one?
- A that in terrible?!
He shows him - some terrible aunts - fat, pimply, wrinkled ...
- You are tied to a chair in this room - and you must satisfy each several times a day ...
- A terrible one?
He sees - in the room there are several naked blondes with blue eyes walking sexually like that ... Well, of course, he immediately lost his head and says:
- I want to go to a terrible place!!!
- Sure?!
- Yeees!!!
At the same moment, he is tied to a chair and hears a voice from above:
- And in this room your hands and feet are tied and none of them gives you ...
An Irish football player dies, gets to the gates of heaven, sees a saint with a long beard and keys in his hands, the saint asks him:
- Well, have you done anything good in your life?
The player responds:
- No, alas, I did nothing good. Drank, debauched, fought ...
- How, well, really - nothing good in your whole life?
- Well, - the football player answers, - except that once ... I then played for the St. Patrick's team ... we played against the England team, and so we played, so we played! I scored three goals for them!
- Yeah, - says the saint, - this, of course, is not enough, come on, I'll open the door a little bit now, you squeeze in and run to paradise, and get lost there, as if you've always been there.
- Oh, thank you, thank you, Saint Peter!
- Shhhh. Saint Peter is on vacation. I am Saint Patrick.
The newlyweds had an accident on their way to church and went straight to heaven to meet God.
“We love each other so much, and we still want to get married,” the newlyweds ask him.
- You are the first here with such a request, - God said and disappeared for three weeks.
Three weeks later, he appeared with a priest, who married them. And the newlyweds are again unhappy:
- So, like, in paradise, marriage is useless. Can't get divorced?
- Don't fool me! I spent three weeks to find at least some priest in paradise! Do you have any idea how long it will take to find a lawyer in heaven?!
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uOPCHB RTYIPDYM UBOFEIOIL. ULBBM, UFP RPUME RTPYMPZP TBB PO VTPUYM RJFSH. with EZP RPDTBCHYM Y RPTsBM THLH. FERETSCH PO EEE Y EUFSH VTPUYF.
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iBML TBUULBSCCHBM OBN, LBL NOPZP YOFETEUOPZP ЪB CHIPDOK DCHETSHA. NSC U LPFPN FBN OH TBH OE VSHMY. LPF OE CHETYF, UFP LTPNE OEZP UHEEUFCHHAF DTHZYE LPFSHCH.
18 OPSVTS.
iPSKLB HETZBEF CH PFRHUL. oENPEOPZP VETEF U UPVPK, B LPF PUFBEFUUS DPNB. rTPUYMB UPUEDB RTYUNBFTYCHBFSH OB OIN. b NEOS OEMSHЪS RPRTPUYFSH? b. . oh db...
19 OPSVTS.
UFSHTIME X IPSKLY CHFPTSCHE LMAYUY PF LCHBTFYTSCH. bChFTB CHSHCHIPDYN CH RPIPD. b UEKYUBU - PFVPK.
20 OPSVTS.
CHCHIPDYN. DOECHOIL, OB CHUSLYK UMHYUBK, CHSM U UPVPK. OH TBH OE CHYDEM X LPFB FBLYI VPMSHYI BTBYULCH. ZPCHPTYF, UFPVSCH MKHYUYE CHYDEFSH. b RP-NPENH, RTPUFP PYULHEF. rPLB URHULBMYUSH RP MEUFOIGE, LPF FTY TBB URTPUYM, CHCHLMAYUYMY MY NSCH HFAZ. rTYYMPUSH CHETOHFSHUS. LPF ULBBM, UFP HCE RPDOP Y MEZ DTSCHIOHFSH.
21 OPSVTS.
RETCHSHCHK TB HCHYDEMY DPNPZHPO. PI Y BDULPE KHUFTPKUFCHP. tsDBMY RPLB LFP-OYVHDSH CHSHKDEF. CHCHIPDYM UPUED. hЪSM LPFB Y PFOEU DPNPC. rTYYMPUSH CHPCHTBEBFSHUS. LPF LTYUBM, UFP ON UBNPUFPSFEMSHOSHCHK Y CHRTBCHE UBN RTYOYNBFSH TEYOYS, LHDB ENH YDFY. TSBMSh, UFP UPUED OE RPOINBEF RP-LPYBYUSHY.
22 OPSVTS.
WHAT ABOUT HMYGH. pJYZEFSH! lBLPC, PLBSHCHCHBEFUUS PZTPNOSHCHK NYT! hVEDYMYUSH U LPFPN CH FPN, UFP ABOUT UCHEFE EUFSH CHEEY, ZPTBDP VPMSHYYE, YUEN C#RB OBYEK IPSKLY.
23 OPSVTS.
teyymy pufbfshus ABOUT HMYGE U OPYUECHLPK. URBMY ABOUT FARMPFTBUUE. LPF CHUA OPYUSH VEZBM PE UOE Y RYOBM NEOS MBRBNY. oE URBMPUSH. rPFPNKh ЪBZMSDSCCHBM H PLOB. pDOB VBVLB, LBCEFUS, NEOS HCHYDEMB. lTYLOKHMB: "oENGSCH CH ZPTPDE!"
24 OPSVTS.
CHUFTEFYMY DCHPTCHSCHI LPFCH. urtbychbmy, U LBLPZP NShch TBKPOB, Y EUFSH MY UP? ULBBMY, UFP OEF OYUEZP Y RPYMY DBMSHYE. LPF ULBBM, UFP MEZLP PFDEMBMYUSH.
25 OPSVTS.
LPF OBYUBM OSHCHFSH Y LBOAYUIFSH. ZPCHPTYF, UFP OE NPTSEF VEI MPFLB, FBL LBL PO YYOFEMMYZEOFOPC WENSHY. rTYYMPUSH CHPCHTBEBFSHUS. PUFBMYUSH ABOUT OPYUSH DPNB. pF OEYUEZP DEMBFSh UFHYUBM RP VBFBTESN.
26 OPSVTS.
rTEDMPTSYM LPFC RPKFY EEE RPZHMSFSh. FPF UPUMBMUS ABOUT VPMSHOKHA RSFLH. rTYYMPUSH PUFBFSHUS DPNB. PUEOSH ULHYUOP. UFHYUBM RP VBFBTESN OEPDOPLTBFOP.
27 OPSVTS.
uFPR! pFLHDB X LPFB RSFLB? CHPF VTEIMP VMPIBUFPE! LUFBFY, DECUFCHYFEMSHOP VMPIBUFPE! yULBM DHUF, VOLUME ZHFBMYO. obNBBM EZP, RPLB FPF URBM. FERETSCH PO - LPF oEMSHUPOB nBODEMSCH. lPZDB CHUFTEYUBA, WOYNBA YMSRKH Y LMBOSAUSH. LPF ZPCHPTYF, YuFP S - YDYPF.
28 OPSVTS.
rTYIPDYM UPUED. pFNShM LPFB.
29 OPSVTS.
UNPFTEMY FEMECHYPT. LPF PFLBSHCHCHBEFUS UNPFTEFSH "dPNBYOYK". RPUFPSOOP RETELMAYUBEF ABOUT "dPN-2.
30 OPSVTS.
tBUULBJSCHCHBM LPFH P FEPTYY yTEDYOZETB. rTPCHEMY LURETYNEOF. LPF CHEUSH DEOSH RTPUYDEM CH LPTPVLE. chshchme oh tsychpk, oh netfchshchk. FEPTYS DPLBEBOB. yMY OEF.
1 DERBVTS.
JINB. DHNBMY U LPFPN, ZDE VKhDEN PFNEYUBFSH OPCHSHCHK ZPD. TEYMYMY, UFP ABOUT LHIOE.
2 DERBVTS.
LPF PVSCHRBMUS NHLPC. FERETSH PO - bDERF VEMPZP PTDEOB. rTPPDPMTSBA UOYNBFSH YMSRKh Y LMBOSFShUS. rTPPDPMTSBEF OBSCCHBFSH NEOS YDYPFPN. PI HC LFB BTYUFPLTBFIS...
3 DEBLVTS.
rTYIPDYM UPUED. pFNShM LPFB.
4 DEBLVTS.
OPYUSHA TBUULBSCCHBMY DTHZ DTHZH UFTBYOSCHE YUFPTYY. LPF UDBMUS ABOUT NPNEOPHE P yuETOPN CHEFETYOBTE Y RPRTPUYM CHLMAYUYFSH ABOUT OPYUSH UCHEF.
5 DEBLVTS.
rTYIPDYM UPUED. ULBBM ENH, UFP X OBU CHUE OPTNBMSHOP. UPUED RPYEM PFNSCHCHBFSH YFBOSHCH.
6 DEBLVTS.
bChFTB RTIETSBEF IPSKLB. b RPYENH VSC UPDATE TBVTPUBFSH EE YNPFLY RP LCHBTFYTE? RYODAMEK FP OE NOE RPMHYUBFSH!
7 DEBLVTS.
xTB! rTYEEIBMB! with DBCE UPULHUYMUS HCE. about TBDPUFSI HTPOYM ZPTYPL U GCHEFLPN. pFLHDB LPF OBEF NPA NBFS? hhh?
8 DEBLVTS.
uFP? bBNC? bB IBIBMS? oX ffp khtse umyylpn...
9 DERBVTS.
iBIBMSH ULPTP RTYYMEF UCHBFPCH. UBN, OBCHETOPE, VPIFUUS RTYIPDYFSH. OBEF, YUEN FFP NPTSEF BLPOYUIFSHUS...
10 DEBLVTS.
pTZBOYKHEN U LPFPN DCHYTSEOYE UPRTPPFYCHMEOYS. iBML ULBBM, UFP CHUE FMEO Y CHPPVEE, PO HTS RPYuFY RPOBM DEO Y ULPTP DPUFYZOEF OITCHBOSHCH. b CHUE NYTULPE EZP OE YOFETEUKHEF. with DKHNBM, UFP PO - LNP, B PO PLBBMUS VHDDYUFPN.
11 DEBLVTS.
ABOUT CHSCHVPTBI LPNBOYTB YFBVB PRPMYUEOYS RTPY'PYEM TBULPM. rPUME RPDCHEDEOYS YFPZCH FBKOPZP ZPMPUCHBOYS, VSCHMY PYASCHMEOSCH UMEDHAE TEEKHMSHFBFSCH. LPF - PDYO ZPMPU, dPNCHPK - PDYO ZPMPU. rPUME PRIMEHIY UIFHBHYS YENEOIMBUSH. LPF - OPMSH ZPMPUCH, dPNCHPK - DCHB ZPMPUB. EDYOPZMBOOOP, FPCHBTEYEY!
12 DEBLVTS.
UIFHBHYS ABOUT ZTBOY LTYFYUEULPK. iBIBMSh RPDBTYM IPSKLE LPMSHGP. LPOEYUOP TSE, OPYUSHA S EZP URET Y URTSFBM CH LMBDPCHLE. iPSKLB RPZMSDSCHCHBEF ABOUT LPFB, LPF PFLTPCHEOOP RBOILHEF Y RHYUYF ABOUT NEOS UCHPY ZMBALY. rTEDMPTSYM ENH UIPDYFSH L PLHMYUVH.
13 DEBLVTS.
UMHYBMY U LPFPN DBV UFER. according to ZPCHPTYF, UFP LFP NPDOP. x iBMLB UMHYUYMUS RTYUFHR RYMERUYY. b NOE RPOTBCHYMPUSH, OYYUEZP... yNRTPCHYYTHA ABOUT VBFBTESI. RP NPENH, RPIPCE.
14 DEBLVTS.
rPYEM WEZ. LPF ZPCHPTYF, UFP EUMY EUFSH UOETSYOLY, FP DPVBCHMSEFUS +50 L HDBYUE Y YOFEMMELPHH. ULBBM ENH, YUFP EUMY CHSCHMYYSCHCHBFSH UCHPY YBTHODKHMSCH, FP PF YOFEMMELFB PFOINBEFUS NYOKHU 50. upYMYUSH ABOUT FPN, YUFP FP ABOUT FP Y CHSHCHIPDYF.
15 DEBLVTS.
rTYYMY UCHBFSCH. preTBGYS "YUYUFSHCHK RBURPTF - YUYUFBS UPCHEUFSH" OBYUBMBUSH. LPF OBUFBYCHBM ABOUT OBCHBOY "VKhTS CH LCHBTFYTE". pVYASUOYM ENH, UFP IBFLOYUSH. chPTBTSEOIK VPMSHIE OE RPUFHRBMP.
16 DEBLVTS.
CHUETB EME CHSHCHRTCHPDYMY. LET'S LEAVE CHPME IPSKLY Y ЪCHHLBNY YNYFYTPCHBM OECHBTEOYE. UChBFShch LPUYMYUSH, OP RTPDPMTSBMY ZOHFSH UCHPE. LPF TBUGBTBRBM YN OPZY, YB YuFP VSHM ЪBRETF CH LMBDPCHLE. OP ZETPYYUEULY RTPDPMTSYM CHEUFY PFFHDB DYCHETUYPOOKHA VPTSHVKH, CHCHLTYLYCHBS MPHOZY: "lBLPZP IETB RTYRETMYUSH?" bB RPUMEDOYK PVYASCHYM ENH CHSHCHZPCHPT Y OBRTEFYM UNPFTEFSH "ZMHIBTS".
17 DERBVTS.
iBML ULBBM, UFP UPRTPFYCHMEOYE CHOEYOYN PVUFPFSFEMSHUFCHBN - RHFSH L UBNPTBBTKHYEOYA. ChPF FBL CHUFBM RPUTEDY OPYUY, ULBBM, CHADPIOKHM Y MEZ DBMSHY URBFSH. RETEZMSOKHMYUSH U LPFPN Y DPZCHPTYMYUSH URBFSH RP PYUETEDY.
18 DEBLVTS.
IPSKLB CHCHUA ZPFCHYFUS L UCHBDSHVE. ABOUT SOCHBTSH. ULTP RTYEDEF MAVYNBS OBNY YOYEDYO YIDBO. pVUHTSDBMY RMBO DBMSHOEKYI DECUFCHYK. LPF HUOHM, LBL CHUEZDB, CHOEBROP.
19 DEBLVTS.
pFRTBCHYMY U ZPMKHVSNY RYUSHNP DEDKH nPTPЪKH. with RPRTPUYM OPCHHA FEFTBDLH YOE MEEFSH L OBN YUETE CHEOFIMSGYA, iBML - RPDBTPYUOPE YIDBOYE bVIYDIBTNSCH, B LPF - CEMFPZP TEJYOPZP HFEOLB. oE, OH CHTPDE CHETPUMPE TSYCHPFOPE... 19 DERBVTS. OPYUSHA CHYDEM, LBL iBML ChPJOYUUS OBD ENMEK. PLBBMPUSH, IPSKLB UMHYUBKOP ROHMB EZP PE UOE.
20 DEBLVTS.
rPMKHYUYMY PF ZPMHVEK PFUEF P DPUFBCHLE Y RTYZMBYOEOYE ABOUT UBKF ЪOBLPNUFCH. lBL PFLMAYUIFSH LFH HUMHZH? dPUFBMY HCE.
21 DEBLVTS.
IPSKLB RTYCHEMB RMBFSE. CHUE FBLY LTBUICHBS POB X OBU... LPF RHUFYM UMEKH Y HVETSBM CH LMBDPCHLH. uydjf, rtyyyyfbef.
22 DEBLVTS.
dYULHFYTPCHBM U iBMLPN. хЪOBM ЪOBYUEOYE UMCHB "DYULKHFYTPCHBM". UPVBLECHYU HNEO, BLACK!
23 DEBLVTS.
hTSYOBMY RTY STUDY. CHSCHVIMP RTPVLY, TsDBMY LMELFTYLB. iBML ULBBM, YUFP PZPOSH - EUFSH OBYUBMP YEFSHTEI UFI... chRTPYUEN, OECHBTsOP... RETETSYCHBA, UFP PO NPTSEF PVTBFIFSH LPFB CH UCHPA CHETKH. ON X NEOS FBLPK DPCHETYUYCHSHCHK.
25 DERBVTS.
iTSROHMY U LPFPN CHBMETSHSOLCH b LBFPMYUEULPE TPTSDEUFCHP. OH B YUEN OE RPCHPD?
27 DEBLVTS.
rPNPZBMY IPSKLE OBTTSBFSH EMLH. LPF TBYVYM YZTHYLKH. UYDYN CH YLBZHKH. rPRTPUYM NEOS RTYTSBFSH EZP HYY L ZPMPCHE, YuFPVSHCHOE VSCHMP CHYDOP. UITSH, RTYTSYNBA.
29 DEBLVTS.
xTB! RPUMEBCHFTB OPCHSHCHK ZPD!
30 DERBVTS.
rTYZPFPCHYM RPDBTLY UCHPYN DPNBYOYN. LPFH RPDBTA OEDEMSHOSCHK BVPOENEOF ABOUT "RPYUEUBFSH IB HIPN", iBMLH - BTPNB-UCHEYUH, IPSKLE CHETOKH LPMSHGP, OP RTYDEFUS RPBYNUFCHPCHBFSH BTPNB-UCHEYUH. iBIBMA - NPY UBNSHCHE MKHYUYE RPTSEMBOIS.
31 DERBVTS.
12: 40
zPFCHINUS L RTBDOILKH. rPNPZBEN IPSKLE ZPFCHYFSH. with UMETSH IB PZOEN, LPF RSCHFBEFUS YUYUFYFSH LBTFPYLH, LBFBS HER RP CHUEK LCHBTFYTE, iBML UPETGBEF. OH, LBL ZPCHPTYFUS, YUEN NPTSEN...
15: 30
RTYYEM IBIBMSh. rPLB PO UOYNBM LHTFLKH, S ChЪVPMFBM VKhFShMlKh Ybnrboulpzp. rPCHBM CHUEI. WIDYN, ZDEN. rPRTPUYM LPFB OE TTSBFSH TBOSHIE READING, YVP RBMECHP.
