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Script for Teacher's Day provided by: Irina Elchaninova, email: irinka.nik.67[@]mail.ru I'm in My World - http://my.mail.ru/mail/irinka.nik.67///
Good afternoon dear teachers, educators, children, students of our school.
Dear friends! I see that everyone is in a good mood today, and if anyone is in a bad mood, then today's holiday, I hope, will raise him.
We have an unusual day today. We have come together to celebrate the wonderful Holiday "Teacher's Day".
Teacher!!! How much in this word ... There is no person on earth whose fate would not be connected with him.
The one who has become a teacher will hire,
What a blessing to be useful to people
His Majesty's teacher is the people!
Bring him the gift of wisdom and knowledge
And the kindness of your heart light -
There is no responsible recognition on earth,
There is no more honorable and joyful.
The song is taught at school. (children perform)
Host of the script for Teacher's Day: The word for congratulations is presented to the director of the school, the head teacher.
Leading: Teacher!... The word is what it is! It lives in the hearts of many generations. It's like beautiful flower flourishes on the fertile soil of children's hearts. No wonder the teacher is called the "engineer of human souls." And the soul is immortal, which means that the teacher and his deeds are immortal.
TO TEACHER'S DAY
The autumn day shines outside the windows, And the sun has blossomed in the sky. And every morning when you meet children, you don't think about your work. That there work is your life! Leaving somewhere there bad mood, You entered the class, and again the Immortal Gogol and Pushkin's creations shot up. Days go after days, years run - Youth is farther away, old age is closer, But believe: in children's souls forever A particle of your young soul has remained!There is nothing more honorable on Earth than the profession of a teacher. It is a great happiness to pass on your knowledge to children, knowing that the future is in their hands.
I want to greet our dear teachers. Presentation of teachers.
Children:
How much love and fire is needed.
To listen, to believe
For people to remember you.
How to find worthy words.
How to say without unnecessary phrases.
That we are very grateful to you.
That we love you very much.
All school years the teacher gives us,
Treasures of knowledge, joy of discovery.
We are stubborn, daring, playful.
Sometimes we don't learn lessons sometimes.
Thank you, thank you for being so patient
Thank you for loving us.
Giving flowers to teachers.
Host of a funny script for Teacher's Day: Let's tell each other about our first teachers.
Host of the script for Funny Teacher's Day: This poem is dedicated to our first teachers:
Everything was: both roads and hardships,
And the light of the sun and the light of beloved eyes:
I look back over the years.
And I remember you with fondness.
After all, it is you who put it in my soul.
Love for the earth, for those who live on earth,
To native forests, and to abundant fields,
And to the warm aromas of poplars.
I took an example from you.
I came to you for advice
The reward was the look of your living eyes,
And how much heat and light they gave me,
That's enough to warm ten people.
And you managed to breathe into me -
Always go forward
And see the light of the promised goal.
And do not be afraid of any adversity.
You give everything to great work
You wake up a dream in children's souls.
Thank you for living
For your deeds and thoughts beauty!
Everyone sings. The song "Our Teacher"
Leading: An educator is a teacher dedicated to educating children. In our school, there are teachers in every class. You know them well: let's greet them. This song is dedicated to you.
Teacher song.
I There are many different professions in the world
And each has its own beauty.
But there is no nobler, more necessary and more wonderful.
Than the one I work for!
Chorus: Educators, educators,
How much sensitivity, tenderness in you.
Educators, educators.
This waltz sounds only for you.
II And if a poet is rewarded with praise,
Or they praise the artist, the doctor,
Then I rejoice, because recently
I raised them with love!
Chorus: the same
Educator: We are educators, we must
Love for your profession.
We have a task - all our knowledge -
Focus on raising children.
Song (performed by teachers):
We were born to make a fairy tale come true.
To implement school reforms in life.
And we need to make every effort.
So that the thought shines in our children.
Chorus: Getting closer, getting closer and closer.
Our hearts yearn for you.
And every teacher breathes. 2 times
Our love for students.
Leading: Our teaching staff is always ready to walk beside you, our dear students.
The teacher's anthem is being played.
The main thing guys do not grow old in heart.
Sing our song to the end.
We have collected a difficult path -
But this is a thorny path.
Only optimists can prevail.
Chorus: And we are with the hot flames of young hearts.
Think, dare and create.
With such a mood, each of us.
Will always be ahead!
Leading: And the guys have prepared a "Dream Interpretation" for you as a gift.
Burdock - the school will be smashed to dust and fluff.
Ice cream - the heating was turned off at the school.
The director of the school with a ladle - soon they will feed something tasty to the children.
Head teacher - wait for the school-wide line.
Includes 2 teachers: We, of course, were tired of waiting. There are so many people here and everyone is waiting for help. And not just help, but first aid.
All teachers:"Expedited Help Ready." Our motto is: "Poke our nose into any issue."
Teacher of Russian language: So that we do not get tired of saying:
“We need Russian, to learn literature
I boldly declare to you gentlemen
Without these items, nowhere.
Mathematic teacher:
“In vain, mother is waiting for her son as a lady, he solves problems at school
And the sine graph, wave after wave, flies past the ears.
In vain, and the children are waiting for their mother as a lady, she sits in the class and draws up.
A swarm of crossword puzzles and puzzles fly over it even in a dream.
History teacher:
I'm not a magician, not a magician, but I will say, guys, like this:
There is an archipelago in the sea, and the Gulag is the Gulag.
Primary school teacher.
Together it is fun to walk along the corridor and we also study better in chorus.
Equations to solve and also to draw?
I will do my best to teach you
To be friends, smile, be kind.
Primary school teacher.
I'm always on the run to help in any way I can.
I run for the truant, I will help those who are lagging behind,
I can write with a pen, ... but about this - no gu, gu,
Anyway, I'll help, I'll help in any way I can.
Head teacher:
I have a hard day - I don’t have a minute,
We must scold everyone, what a joke!
And then I have to do the opposite
It is necessary to praise everyone - that's a lot of work.
"Heals with a stick and a carrot."
Drip, drip, drip from the cheeks on the dress, drip, drip, drip no need to cry.
Is there such a grief in the world that it is worth crying because of it?
Not from - for twos. Not for the track. Not because of the boys, and because of the girls,
Neither from resentment, nor from vexation, it's not worth crying, it's not necessary to cry.
“Always accepts tears from everyone in a vest.”
Teacher: OBJ.
I constantly weaned myself from fear
I digress from all the little things in everyday life
And now every day on the site at the school
Help in the assimilation of life safety
Norm of assistance knowledge
Execute them clearly and competently!
Leading: And now we will have a warm-up.
Kuzya runs out. Makes a charge.
Leading: Kuzya, what are you doing?
Kuzya: Charging. You said "Warm-up".
Leading: Warm-up for the mind, where teachers and students have to show their wit, wit and sense of humor.
Questions for teachers on Teacher's Day.
- For which the student is expelled from the class (out the door).
- What brainless heads are always needed? (pins).
- In what month do women gossip the least (February 28-29 days).
- When is a fool smart? (when silent).
- What can a person not live without? (no name).
- Which branch does not grow on a tree? (railroad).
- How many nails does a well-shod horse need? (not at all).
- What will happen to a red silk scarf if it is released for 5 minutes to the bottom of the sea (it becomes wet).
Questions for students on the holiday of Teacher's Day.
- What will a crow do after living 3 years (live the fourth).
- Why does a hunter carry a gun? (behind the shoulder).
- Where can you find dry stone? (in the river, in the water).
- When do people have so many eyes, so many days in a year? (January 2).
- What do you never get tired of doing all your life? (breathe).
- The hunter walked past the tower, there was a watch on it, he fired. Where did the hunter go (to the police).
- Why does pop buy a hat? (because they don't give for free).
- Doesn't burn, but has to be extinguished? (Duty).
Leading: The good guys did it.
Kuzya: How smart everyone is. It's what they learn in school!
Leading: Kuzya, I have a question for you. Do you like to sing? Do you have a favorite song?
Kuzya: Yes! Singing la, la, la.
Presenter: Kuzya! Is that how they sing? We must sing with words.
Kuzya: I don't know the words.
Presenter: Listen to how the students of our school sing the song.
The song is taught at school.
Leading: Well, how, Kuzya, did you like the song? And now the guys and teachers will perform school ditties.
Chastushki of teachers are performed.
Like a crow on a tree
Stayed up late
sat down and told
All about school affairs
In our school KVN
We all have a lot of problems.
We assembled a team
What's what, and who's after whom.
We all love diaries
The students say
But in the classroom, as always,
The student does not have a diary.
On duty no problem
Only the hubbub is heard by everyone -
At the change, as always,
Somebody got in trouble.
Kolya is the best mathematician
Everyone in the village knows him
Even the root is square
Wanted to find in the ground.
Started learning physics
Just to get something.
And the first spring thunder
Suddenly became solid.
Like a crow on a tree
I'm tired of telling us
What's fun at school
And never tell.
Chastushki - students.
candid girls,
We can't grieve
Without ditties - jokes
We can't even live a day.
Our teacher is very strict
We didn't go to class.
How happy he was
that is freed from us.
I really wanted to go to school
Is it too early for bed
So I wouldn't be late
Yes, my alarm went off
Cups are in short supply
We bought ourselves a basin
Metalheads - you understand
They took him away from us.
We will overcome all sciences,
Everything will work out for us
Because our educators
They also study with us.
We love to solve problems
Who is faster and who is ahead
And what are the tasks
The professor himself does not understand.
Mothers used to read to us
About bunnies and about the fox
And now we read
About love and about the moon.
We sang ditties to you, Is it good or bad
And now we will ask you to clap.
Let's remember teachers - veterans of our school. This poem is dedicated to them.
You are a Teacher with a very large letter,
With a young and beautiful soul!
How much years how many winters
Do you give your soul to the young?
And so the soul for many years
Staying young -
Will be full of happiness and health!
Kuzya runs.
Kuzya: I understand everything, I also want to go to school!
Take me to school! I will try very hard.
Leading: Let's take Kuzya to school.
All. Yes!
Leading:“Here you learn the alphabet Kuzya, and we will all help you.”
Everyone sings "School Waltz".
The end of the script for the holiday of Teacher's Day
A little non-standard, but very interesting script for Teacher's Day. A good tip for anyone who is looking for a script for the Teacher's Day holiday and has already looked at a lot of options, the script is written simply and with soul. (if anyone doesn't know when is teacher's day: World Teacher's Day - October 5, and if the holiday falls on a weekend, then they start celebrating a little earlier or later :)) (Song "Wonderful School Years." 2 presenters come out.) В1. We all learned little by little Something and somehow. And everyone chose the path And everyone chose their own path. And those who were next to us, Who taught and instructed us, Today we celebrate with you Thank you, teachers! IN 2. We hasten to congratulate all those gathered in this hall on a wonderful holiday - Teacher's Day. Our dear teachers, on this day we have prepared for you the warmest words of congratulations and wishes. IN 1. Let that important work that you do every day brings you only joy. We wish you good health and new successes in your hard work. IN 2. And we, your students, in turn, will try to please you with our achievements as often as possible and, even after leaving the school walls, never forget those people who helped us learn about the world, and come back here again and again. B1.B2. Congratulations on Teacher's Day! (B1 goes backstage. B2 sings (the motive "these eyes are opposite")): These eyes are opposite They look at us seriously. These eyes opposite Do not laugh to tears. These eyes on the contrary Put marks on us. These eyes opposite are unlikely to drive you crazy. The look of these eyes is sometimes strict, but still native. Against time These eyes are opposite That's because fate brought together That's brought fate that's brought fate That's brought us together! Just don't let me down Just don't let me down Just don't take your eyes off!!! (B1 returns to the stage towards the end of the song.) B2. And today your students have prepared wonderful congratulations for you, touching and funny. We hope that they will please you this autumn day and will be remembered by you for a long time. IN 1. Well, the first to enter this stage is ...... (Performance 1) (B1. B2. return to the stage with a bouquet of flowers) B1. And now we would like to invite here the head of our friendly team of teachers - the principal of the school ... .. (Message of the director) B2. We thank you on behalf of all those present, and, of course, we have not forgotten that this is your holiday. (give flowers). We sincerely congratulate you on him and wish, no matter what, to continue to proudly carry the high title of Teacher. IN 1. And again, it's time to evaluate the creativity of your students. Meet: …… (Performance 2) Q1. If a boy loves work, he sticks his finger in the book, Teachers say: "What a nice boy!" IN 2. First-graders ringing laughter is the best reward! The kids will be very happy to congratulate you. (Performance 3 - junior classes) B1. (You can sing to the tune of "Good Doctor Aibolit" from the cartoon) He is not Dr. Aibolit, He is sitting in the teacher's room. Come to him to study And Koroviev, and Volchitsyn, And Zhuchkov, and Spiders. He will explain all the sciences, Forgive the dull ones. IN 2. Tenth grader Motylkov came running After all six lessons and calls. "Oh, teacher, there's a problem! I will never understand this topic! He took a book, took a notebook, He took a book, took a notebook, He took a book, took a notebook, One, two, three - and everything is in order, One, two, three - and everything is in order, One, two, three - and everything is fine. IN 1. Dear teachers, it is time to hear congratulations from those for whom this year at school will be the last. In a year, having met your former students, you will be proud of their successes, worry about them and rejoice in their victories as if they were your own. Until then, meet. (Performance 4 - senior classes) B2. Today, those who entrusted their children to you also came to thank you. A word to the parents of your students. (Several parents congratulate on the stage) В1. At the end of our evening, I would like to add: we really hope that on this festive day you will be pleased not only with our performances, but also with congratulations from graduates of different years, who, of course, remember their teachers, and smiles, and attention from your loved ones, who know what you are doing an important job. Thank you!!! (В1. В2. (and all participants can do it in chorus) sing a song to the motive of "Fortune Hunters" of the Time Machine) We taught such lessons, What you will understand right away. And more than once we went to the board, Despite the trembling of the knees. And now we sing this song to those who have always been with us. Congratulations, congratulations, dear teachers! Congratulations, congratulations, dear teachers! (Everyone claps, bows, leaves the stage)
In our school, the best in the world, That the teacher is a star, And throughout Russia you will never find better! They understand our souls, They are not afraid to love us, They do not suppress their kindness, They can give a heart! The teachers are all wonderful, Everyone is good in something! Only better mom our Do not try - you will not find! The bell rings confidently, Persistently, measuredly, Teacher chemistry Goes for the first hour, In order not to be malicious, What has been checked a thousand times, With the periodic table To acquaint us again! Declensions, conjugations And all pronouns, And punctuation marks You bow low! Tortured with prefixes, why are they in grammar On our evil-misfortune So densely gathered?! And how much these functions Bring us suffering? And how much do these Y's and X's cost torment? Well, why scientists Here this mathematics Called without a doubt the Queen of all sciences? We swim somewhere all the time: Now the Azores, Now the Kuril Islands, Where else would we swim? Both poles are open And Atlantis has perished... We shall not be Magellans, Columbus not to be! Languages foreign Pretty strange - Cram, cram transcription, And ... nothing in the brain! But we don't need the maximum, We only need the minimum, To read all the blotches On imported pants... The epochs are mixed up... There are red ones, there are white ones... There are so many newspapers That you can't read them all! What story happened with history? It looks like we're starting a story from the beginning! Sincerely filial "thank you" We say to all teachers. Be young and happy, Peace, long years, health to you! We appreciate and love you very much, we will not give them away to anyone! You bring joy to people! We want to be like that! Our best friend is our teacher, We know this for sure. We wish all the best to all teachers! To those who teach us now, Children are grateful. For those who teach first grade, And the second, and the third. Those who work leads us, Accept our bow, All who proudly bear the Title - TEACHER!
Leading Together : Good afternoon, dear teachers, guys, guests.
Ved.1. With you the first school channel! On the air Nastya
Ved.2. And Anton...
Vedas.1: Strict and affectionate,
Wise and sensitive
Those who have gray hair at the temples,
For those who have recently left the walls of the institute,
To those who told us the secrets of discoveries,
Teaches in work to achieve victory -
To everyone who has the proud name of "teacher",
We dedicate the air.
Ved.2. In our country, all professions are equally important. But one of the most respected is the teaching profession.
Ved.1. The teacher leads us through the years of childhood, adolescence, youth, gives us his knowledge, puts in us a particle of his heart.
Ved.2. You help us find our way in life. Teach us kindness and justice.
Ved.1. It's such a blessing that we have teachers like you.
Ved.2. And now it's time for the heading "Weather Forecast". Let's find out And we give the floor to our correspondent.
Student . Today, October 5, it is sunny with smiles at the Personality school, flower winds are blowing. By the middle of the day, gusts of joyful applause are expected, warm short-term tears are possible, and a front is expected. Have a good mood. (On the screen is a presentation with a photo of our school).
Vedas.2. Now it's time for a musical pause.
Song "". (The motive of the song performed by L. Dolina).
What is the forecast for today at school?
Fives or twos waterfall?
What is the forecast for today at school?
And what turns you on in the morning?
The most important thing is the teacher at school,
Everything else is vanity.
Easily settled with a call.
What a lesson, where to run with a magazine,
How to teach or how to write a report?
Always a smile on a tired face
It doesn't matter - you are such a people.
Chorus.
Your job is the most important
Everything else for later
You only care about one thing -
Teach children by example and kindness.
What subject is such a mood,
Fives or twos waterfall,
Who to praise, where to show patience -
The teacher must guess correctly.
Chorus.
The most important thing is the child at school,
Everything for him, and this is no accident:
There is only him, and everything except,
It will never matter to you.
Ved.2. Indeed, despite the fact that in autumn it often rains and it is cold, our school is warm, which our teachers give us.
Ved.1. Yes, and it is the teachers who inspire faith, hope and love in us.
Ved.2. And all because teachers are the most kind people in the world.
Ved.1. Why so?
Ved.2. Yes, because who else can be with students for so long, who either run somewhere at breakneck speed, or do not understand anything in the lesson, as if they fell from the moon? And the teacher all the same, looks at us patiently and smiles.
Ved.1. And the principal is the most patient of all in the school, of course. He, like a real captain, who confidently leads the ship only forward, skillfully bypassing the undercurrents and reefs, bypassing shallows, defeating thunderstorms and storms! That is why our school is thriving, and, along with it, so are we. Today we want to wish you good health, well-being, the implementation of all your plans.
Ved.2 . Well, it's time for us to move on to the next section "The most, the most." The floor is given to the director of our school.
School principal's word.
Pupil.1. Teacher's Day! Listen with your heart
In these sounds that are dear to us.
Anything related to youth
We owe it to the Teachers!
Today you poems and songs,
The sparkle of inspirational lines,
The wisest of all professions
Greatness of the title - Teacher!
Pupil.2. On such a nice, clear day
I want to congratulate
All Russian teachers
And glorify your feat!
For the fact that for many years in a row
You are always with us.
The kids in the house say:
"Get out, our mothers!"
For long, kind, honest work
You don't get a monument.
May all your students
They glorify you with their work
And every former student
thank you out loud
Thank you many many times
For teaching us!
Pupil.3. You every day and every hour,
Dedicated to hard work,
One thought of us
You live with one concern.
So that the earth is famous for us.
So that we grow up honest
Thank you teachers
As moms, thank you for everything!
It's brighter next to you to live,
And, sooner or later,
We can forget otherwise
But we can't forget about you!
Song.
Ved.2. I have been watching the students since the morning and they all pass by me happy, with bouquets of flowers in their hands, rushing to school to congratulate their beloved teachers on this wonderful holiday! And our correspondent tried to interview several students.
Ved.1 . Let's find out what the smallest students of our school say. Heading "Through the mouth of a baby".
Video with statements of 1st grade students about the teacher and his profession.
Ved.1 . And again we are the studios of our channel.
Ved.2. The profession of a teacher is very difficult, it requires a lot of patience and understanding from a person. Basically, it consists of difficult, but interesting everyday life. And today we see smiles and joy on the faces of our teachers. Let's find out what the stars have to say about the upcoming school year.
Horoscope for teachers. Presentation.
Student 1 .The constellations of creativity are kept by the watch.
And who is the first in our Zodiac?
Libra rules on the day of the holiday,
Today we are all in your sign.
Libra (09/24–10/23)
Student 2 .A happy time awaits you,
The disciples will give glory
In everything you will be right.
You are on duty in the morning,
Bouquets are waiting for you, understanding
And national recognition!
But weigh everything everywhere, always
Your star is talking to you!
Virgo (24.08–23.09)
On the screen are photos of teachers born under the sign of Virgo.
Student 3. Continue our Zodiac
Neat strict Virgo.
This school is a special sign,
By birth, the school is Virgo.
This is logic, thoughts are harmony,
And calmness and perseverance.
Virgos will give a year of change
(And give lessons too).
Virgos themselves will calculate success,
We will help share the success!
Scorpio (24.10–22.11)
On the screen are photos of teachers born under the sign of Scorpio.
Adventurous, bright Scorpio!
Whom does he unite?
Our Scorpios are on the screen,
But they don't complain at all!
They love everyone and help everyone.
Journeys, awards are waiting for you,
And wins in competitions are waiting for you.
You will all be infinitely happy
And stars will reward you for your work!
Sagittarius (23.11–21.12)
On the screen are photos of teachers born under the sign of Sagittarius.
Student 5. Archers shoot accurately, deftly, accurately,
We understand them very quickly.
And clearly write everything in notebook cells
For all archers beloved, dear.
You teach us goal setting.
Thank you very much! Indeed,
It is so important to find a purpose in life!
And the stars will give you a bow and arrow,
BUT means new big deal!
Capricorn (December 22–January 20)
On the screen are photos of teachers born under the sign of Capricorn.
Student 6. Capricorns are the most stubborn people
And always strive only upwards.
New spaces await them soon,
Waiting for fun, joy, happiness, laughter. On the weekend, legal rest awaits,
Well, the students are waiting at school -
New knowledge new sprouts
And rewards at the end of the year!
Aquarius (21.01–19.02)
On the screen are photos of teachers born under the sign of Aquarius.
Pupil 7 .Humanitarian Aquarius,
With you, we will easily overcome all difficulties.
You are attentive, you are wise,
Light fires in your souls!
Even though you are an Aquarius,
You do not pour excess water!
Let life not pour water for you,
And give a wonderful year.
Pisces (20.02–20.03)
On the screen are photos of teachers born under the sign of Pisces.
Student 8.
Calm Pisces, funny Pisces,
You certainly could be birds,
After all, your creativity is a flight!
You teach us expanded consciousness,
How else can knowledge be used?
What is in store for you in the coming year?
Of course, love is undoubtedly a success,
The absence of any annoying interference.
Aries (03/23–04/20)
On the screen are photos of teachers born under the sign of Aries.
Student 9. Aries are adventurers
Restless, bright, fast.
Life will give you a bouquet of entertainment,
Life fireworks festive shoot.
Your stubbornness is our diligence,
Be stubborn, be persistent.
We are in your thoughts and in your heart -
We are very grateful to you for this.
Taurus (April 21–May 21)
On the screen are photos of teachers born under the sign of Taurus.
Student 10. Romantic dreamers Taurus,
You teach us fantasies, and by the way,
All Taurus are wonderful fathers and wonderful, of course, mothers.
Let harmony enter your home
May dreams and desires come true
And when we enter the classes to you,
You will give us your knowledge!
Gemini (May 22–June 21)
On the screen are photos of teachers born under the sign of Gemini
Student 11. Gemini are great actors
You change so cleverly, soon
You are an example of how to live in harmony with yourself!
Everything is doubly waiting for you:
Control, classes
And extracurricular activities!
(Double bonuses)
You are expected by spring).
Cancer (06/22–07/22)
On the screen are photos of teachers born under the sign of Cancer.
student 12. Your birthday, Cancer, is in the summer.
What can we say about this?
You don't bring cakes to school,
And you don't bake pies for us.
It is a pity that we do not give you flowers ...
So, special congratulations!
We are very happy to have you by our side.
Happiness is to be your students!
Leo (23.07–23.08)
student 13. The king of beasts, the golden-maned lion!
This smart, proud cat charms everyone,
Maybe give it a little paw.
But behind him, behind the king, everywhere:
At the lesson, on the road, in fun -
Inaccessible to any trouble
We are not subject to doubt.
Lions! Golden days await you
They will come very soon!
Lead 1. If the stars are lit, then someone needs it! And we are sure that thanks to your daily work, dear teachers, we become stars!
Thank you for your hard work, patience and understanding!
Lead 2. Thus ended our horoscope,
We hope not boring.
Smile! And this year
You will be given all the best!
Musical pause. Dance.
Ved.1 . Our teachers are selfless people. I have the impression that they are constantly at school. You come to school in the morning - they are already there, you leave school - they are still there. But each of them has a family, their own children, finally. And how do they even manage to educate them?
Ved.2. What a huge heart you need to have in order to spend it so generously on us day after day, year after year! And how kind, patient and ageless should the soul be?
Ved.1. And I know why teachers are always so young, beautiful, energetic. They are always next to us, they are charged with positive and in general there is no time to be bored and discouraged with us.
Ved.2 . That's for sure ... The next column "Play, accordion ..".
Chastushki.
Happy Teacher's Day
We have come to you today.
Wish you great success
To teach us better.
All the guys in our class
They love to stand out.
Who draws, who sings
As long as you don't study.
If you want to know a lot
Achieve a lot
Must learn.
Vova is late for school
Explains simply:
- And to study, Marivanna,
It's never too late!
Two girls are talking
English is pure
Whatever the word, then "okay",
Apparently goodies!
Did not answer about fairy tales
To the question of Alenka.
And in her diary they placed
Ugly duckling!
Who has dogs, cats,
Who gets mice...
In the diaries of Seryozhka with Leshka,
Swans are bred!
There are no stupid
No boys, no girls
For fives guys
They even stand in line!
We went to the circus in class
The focus has been removed.
After everyone's tricks
The diaries are gone!
I got four
Praise Mila.
And in fact this
There were two ratings.
Mom woke me up
"Hurry up, son."
And I turned on my side
And missed one lesson!
We wanted to speak English
Reach unscathed,
We make our way along the wall,
so as not to be knocked down along the way!
I studied cases
Solved the math
But English words
The head didn't fit!
All ditties are already sung,
You can start clapping.
You can even flowers
Throw us with friends!
Ved.1. During the period of study at school, our students have collected some of the most frequently used expressions, which are called winged in the literature. Listen to our comic encyclopedia.
Ved.2 . Time for the "Explainer" section.
Two students are reading explanations.
"The way to Calvary" - the road to school.
"Shining Path" - the road from school.
"A Ray of Light in the Dark Realm" - Sunday.
“There is no such thing as too much happiness” - holidays.
"Tiger Tamer" - class teacher.
"Restless economy" - native class.
"The judgment is coming" - parent meeting.
"Much Ado About Nothing" is a cool collection.
"Hope dies last" - begging for money from parents.
"Going through the throes" - doing homework.
"On the count's ruins" - a class before cleaning.
« crazy house» - class during recess.
“Reporting with a noose around his neck” - the answer is at the blackboard.
"Poverty is not a vice" - the absence of fives.
“Not everything is Shrovetide for a cat” - an excellent student who received a deuce.
"Woe from Wit" - deuce for a hint.
"Notes of a Madman" - an essay on literature.
"Battle of Kulikovo" - wardrobe.
Ved.1. Yes, what you just don’t hear in the school walls ...
Ved.2. I propose now to declare musical break on our channel.
Dance.
Ved.1. Teacher's Day is a special holiday. Today every person celebrates, because no matter who he is - a president, a sailor, a driver, a doctor, a musician - first of all he is someone's former student.
Ved.2. And it is true. Whoever a person becomes, he has previously gone through the difficult path of a student. I stood at the blackboard, sighed over my homework, worried about the “deuce”, rejoiced at the “five”. And always with him was a teacher: in sorrow and in joy.
Ved.1. You are presented with a rubric"One to One".
Sketches.
Scene 1.
Teacher: Petrov, go to the blackboard and write down a short story that I will dictate to you.
The student goes to the blackboard and prepares to write.
Teacher (dictates): “Dad and mom scolded Vova for bad behavior. Vova was silent guiltily, and then he promised to improve.”
The student writes from dictation on the blackboard.
Teacher: Great! Underline all the nouns in your story.
The student underlines the words: “dad”, “mother”, “Vova”, “behavior”, “Vova”, “promise”.
Teacher: Ready? Decide what case these nouns are in. Understood?
Student: Yes!
Teacher: Start!
Student: Mom and Dad. Who? What? Parents. So, the case is genitive.
Scolded whom, what? Vova. "Vova" is a name. So the case is nominative.
Scolded for what? For bad behavior. Apparently he did something. This means that “behavior” has an instrumental case.
Vova was silent guiltily. So, here Vova has an accusative case.
Well, the “promise”, of course, is in the dative case, since Vova gave it!
That's all!
Teacher: Yes, the analysis turned out to be original! Bring the diary, Petrov. I wonder what mark you would suggest to give yourself?
Student: What? Of course, five!
Teacher: So five? By the way, in what case did you call this word “five”?
Student: Prepositional!
Teacher: In a prepositional? Why?
Student: Well, I suggested it myself!
Scene 2.
Teacher: Petrov, how much will it be: four divided by two?
Student: And what to share, Mikhail Ivanovich?
Teacher: Well, let's say four apples.
Student: And between whom?
Teacher: Well, let it be between you and Sidorov.
Student: Then three for me and one for Sidorov.
Teacher: Why is that?
Student: Because Sidorov owes me one apple.
Teacher: Doesn't he owe you a plum?
Student: No, you shouldn't plum.
Teacher: Well, how much will it be if four plums are divided by two?
Student: Four. And all to Sidorov.
Teacher: Why four?
Student: Because I don't like plums.
Teacher: Wrong again.
Student: How much is correct?
Teacher: And now I will put the correct answer in your diary!
Scene 3.
Conversation with the teacher:
- Sidorkin, didn't you promise me that you would correct your deuce?
— Yes, Mary Ivanna.
"Didn't I promise to call your parents if you don't?" - Yes, Mary Ivanna, but if I did not keep my promise, then you can not keep yours either!
Song "Teachers of Moscow". (Performed by all participants of the concert).
Lead 1.
Teacher's Heart... Well, what can you compare it to?
With the cosmic galaxy, which has no boundaries?
Or maybe with the Sun bright, what gives people light?
With the abyss of the sea that dormant for hundreds of years?
No, we will not compare! And we say: “Knock!
Teacher's Heart - HOPE, BELIEVE, LOVE!
Ved.2. This concludes the work of our school TV channel on the air. Be happy! Thank you for everything! Happy Teacher's Day!
Scenario for Teacher's Day
Fanfare (phonogram)
Song about teachers (phonogram)
Leading 1. B. 2 On such a nice, clear day
I want to congratulate
Russian all teachers
And glorify your feat!
For the fact that for many years in a row,
You are always with us.
The kids at school say:
"Our mothers are coming."
The driving 2 . For long, kind, honest work
You don't get a monument.
May all your students
They praise you for their work.
Presenter 1 .Your feat is visible to the whole country,
From north to south:
He trod a tunnel in the mountain,
Another saves a friend
And the third stands at the board,
The fourth field is plowed.
Lead 2 .and every former student
Thank you out loud.
Thank you many, many times
For teaching us!
Presenter1.
Dear lovely teachers! We sincerely congratulate you on the upcoming holiday - Teacher's Day! But there is no teacher without students. And this means that today's holiday is not only yours, but also all those who studied and are studying. Everyone studied at school:
our grandparents, moms and dads. It turns out that Teacher's Day is a national holiday.
Lead 2. Let not every day with us,
Filled with celebration
But in the morning, going to my class,
You bring good.
Leading 1. Bring knowledge to the children,
Teach them by example
And the kids, growing up,
Will definitely appreciate!
Leading 2. Friends, we are glad to see you.
And our concert will start now.
Just a reminder for viewers:
Today is Teacher's Day!
Number 1: Congratulations to the students elementary school
Words, song
Presenter 1. Dear teachers,May the important work that you do every day bring you only joy. We wish you good health and new successes in your hard work.
Lead 2. Your students, in turn, will try to please you with their achievements as often as possible and, even after leaving the school walls, never forget those people who helped us explore the world and come back here again and again.
Presenter 1 . Our male teachers are present in this hall today. Low bow to you Alexander Semenovich and Boris Borisovich.
Lead 2. May there always be excellent grades in your journal, peace and order in the lessons, and well-being and prosperity in your personal life! Thank you for the well presented knowledge, which will be very useful in later life To your students!
Pupils of 5.6 cells perform. (the words)
Scene: “Specialist of a wide profile” (Alyosha Chumaev, Vasily Tingaev)
Lead 2. . On this day, we solemnly congratulate
Those people who give us knowledge!
After all, TEACHER is not just a profession,
This is a mission, this is a calling!
Presenter 1 .And those who were next to us,
Who taught and instructed us,
Today we honor you
Thank you teachers
Number: Song (5.6 cells) "Beloved teacher"
Presenter.2 Oh, how much sadness in the word "Veteran"!
But how much honor and warmth here!
After all, human honor was given only by labor,
And the best years passed at school.
Lead 2 . Today at our holiday there are guests, veterans of pedagogical work. (transfer):
Our dear veterans, please accept the words of gratitude for your work, for your kindness and patience. Congratulations on your professional holiday! We wish you good health, mental and physical strength, creative success and sincere love of your students! Please accept our musical gift.
Number:
Presenter 1 .The proud word Teacher in all languages is pronounced with the greatest reverence and respect. In the hearts of each of us, along with relatives and friends, there is always a teacher, the most beloved, the one who opened the way to the world of knowledge. Each of us remembers his first teacher, his school years with special warmth and love, respect and gratitude. Education rests on caring people who love children and youth, on individuals obsessed with their profession. Today, each student is the hope of the family, of his city, village, tomorrow - the hope of Russia. And because your profession is one of the honorable and humane.
Tatyana Nikolaevna, these words are for you. Thank you for your wisdom, intelligence, patience and love for children.
Song: Yamashkina Karina, Kosov Artyom
Lead 2 . Dear teachers,
Congratulations on Teacher's Day,
May you always be lucky in life!
We sincerely wish you generously,
May luck come soon!
Lead 1. May your days be bright!
Let the work bring success!
And let there be a lot of joy!
Stay always the best!
Lead 2 .Be feminine forever, desirable,
Flawless, beautiful soul!
We wish you manna from heaven!
Let everything be always good!
Lead 1. Our dear, beautiful half of humanity, our dear teachers, accept a musical gift from us.
Number: Dance
Words of congratulations from 7.8 cells.
Number: Yamashkina Karina (song)
Lead 1. Teacher's Day…. A holiday for all professions. After all, as one wise man said: "If professions had heads, they would bow to the profession of a teacher." And in my opinion, perhaps, this is why there are holidays, to stop, look back, to feel more acutely the importance and responsibility to people and to the cause to which he devoted his life and once again to make sure that the choice was right. In these October days, teachers' names are pronounced especially often and loudly. However, it is more important for a real teacher that his praise should be heard not from a high rostrum, but in the school corridor, in a crowd of children for whom he had just taught a lesson. What kind of teachers do they remember... Kind, fair, knowledgeable?... probably these are approaches to the main thing... those who equally believe in their science and in the student.
Lead 2. We congratulate you on the holiday!
We wish you obedient students.
We wish you patience in your work,
And in life only luck.
Leading first. Arseniy , I wonder what would you write in the essay "If I were the director of the school"?
Lead 1. I would, for example, lengthen the changes.
Presenter 2.A I would arrange delicious breakfasts for them, especially for boys.
Lead 1. I introduce a sense of humor test for teachers.
Lead 2. I don't like this topic at all.
Lead 1. What, you don't like to write essays?
Lead 2 No, I like the topic "I want to be a director."By the way, listen to a school joke.Vovochka wakes up in the morning and says: “Mom! I don't want to go to school today. Ivanov will fight again, Petrov will throw notes, and Sidorov will push. You can’t, son, firstly, you are already forty years old, and secondly, you are the director of the school!
Lead 1. Head teacher! Woman and mother!
Both in school and in the family incarnation.
Words worthy of us are hard to find,
What can decorate a Woman-Director.
Foreman and watchman, and administrator,
She is a teacher, manager, supply manager!
The adviser is a judge, not a dictator.
Luggage school drags she cart.
You are the most wonderful director
They gave so much to their school!
Everyone respects you very much for this,
From first graders to teachers.
We wish the guys year after year
Hurry to you with the advent of September.
To call our school the best,
Thanks director for everything!
Presenter 2. For you, Svetlana Nikolaevna, musical congratulations.
Number:
Presenter 1 . We all learned a little
Something and somehow.
And everyone chose a path
And everyone chose their own path.
And those who were with us
Who taught and instructed us,
Today we honor you
Thank you teachers!
2 leading
The girl tells her mother what happened at school.
- Mom, can you imagine, and Vitya said that he could not learn all the lessons at once
- What is it like?
- Well, he only teaches one subject.
- What's singing? And why? How does he explain his behavior?
- He says: “If I learn both English and math at the same time, everything will get messed up in my head.”
Phonogram "Farewell Waltz"
1 presenter : Last academic year within the walls of the school. It's sad, but that's how life works. Today our ninth-graders say congratulations and words of gratitude to teachers
Congratulations from graduates (words), song
Presenter2: In aviation, they strictly consider how many hours a pilot has flown,
Few people know about the teacher, how long he stood at the blackboard!
How many notebooks I checked at night
How many plans for life wrote
How many times have you believed a man and punished yourself for him.
Presenter 1 .While the Earth is spinning,
native fragile planet,
There are teachers in the world
And that means more light!
At the end of the holiday:
The final song "Teacher's Waltz" sounds, Karina sings
Ministry of Education and Science of the Russian Federation
Department of Education
municipality administration
Usolye-Sibirsky
Municipal educational institution
"Average comprehensive school No. 8, im. A. A. Razgulyaeva
Designed by: music teacher 1 sq. categories MOU secondary school No. 8 Usolye - Siberian Utratina O. G.Teacher's Day
Leading:- I'm walking on fallen gold, on gold,
And under the feet of puddles fragile glass.
Summer surrenders, gives way to cold,
And in the soul everything is spring-like light.
Today is a quiet day and exceptionally bright,
And in the waltz the leaves fall on the asphalt.
Today is a holiday - Russian Teacher's Day,
Warm greetings will relieve your tension,
Smoothes out fine wrinkles
And with an equally happy expression
The stars of your sweet stern eyes shine.
For work honorable, and sometimes painful
The whole Russian land is grateful to you.
The rebellious souls of the guys are the smartest rulers,
I'm sorry if we offended you in any way...
God bless you, God bless you teachers!
1 . Hello, our dear teachers! Today we have a festive release of the program "School and Us". The whole country celebrates a great holiday - Teacher's Day. Today all our reports are devoted to this date.
What is autumn? No. 1336 (+2)
1. What is happening at school today?
We will answer your question directly:
This is a holiday here with us, here we are
And teachers should be congratulated.
Chorus:
Happy to see you all now
At this most exciting time.
Happiness, smiles, light, kindness
We wish you kids.
2. A teacher working at a school,
The best teacher in the world
Because he has his big heart
Without a trace he gives to all children.
Chorus.
2. “We have political news. Yesterday the director's office was visited by a delegation of teachers. Issues of external and domestic policy our school, attendance and academic performance. Reported by our special correspondent.
A correspondent comes out with a microphone.
Correspondent: Hello! I'm reporting from the director's office. As you can imagine, the meeting is behind closed doors, but we will try to hear something (puts his ear to the door). You won't believe what I hear. Again complaints about the students.
Song to the motive "I'm standing at a half-station" No. 1287 (+2)
1. I'm standing at a break 6 cells.
Pressing right up against the wall
And a child runs by.
And children, as usual,
They reconcile, they quarrel,
They fight and scurry back and forth. - 2p.
2. And at the reading lesson, 5th grade.
Asking for a poem
I suddenly heard nothing.
In Russian she gave the rule
And repeat everything correctly
Again, no one could. - 2 p.
3. And at the music lesson All together
They said: “What are you loading us for?
We don't need classic anymore.
Jasmine, Alsu and Katya Lel -
We sing with them all day,
We'll sing pop music until morning." - 2 p.
2. - Endless repairs. This summer, in the vast expanses of our school, unprecedented scales unfolded repair work. To monitor the progress and quality of work, the school administration established hidden cameras. We offer you a recording made one summer morning.
Scene "Sleepy Painter"
The painter comes out with a bucket, a roller. Stretches, falls asleep. A fly flies out, circles around the painter. He brushes it off, but the fly continues to bother him with its buzzing. Finally, Painter can't stand it anymore and throws a brush at her.
1. “Now you understand what huge effort were attached by the school management so that the repairs were done efficiently and on time.
2. - Crime Chronicle. Last night on the territory of our school there was a criminal showdown between smokers-high school students and smokers-junior students. The result of the disassembly was the division of the school grounds. Now Don Cigarka's clan smokes around the right corner of the school, and Don Cigarette's clan smokes behind the left. At the borderline, middle school students can smoke. We report that to the delight of law enforcement agencies, there was no bloodshed.
1. – News of medicine. An authoritative source from the medical office reports that a number of paid services for truants and evaders control works. So, issuing a certificate-exemption from lessons with a diagnosis of "inflammation of the cunning" will cost you 500 rubles. Calling an ambulance during the control at the request of an imaginary patient - 1000 rubles. All proceeds will be used to pay for additional sanatorium vouchers for teachers.
2. – A list of the main complaints of students has been compiled by the activists of the school board of the case and the medical staff of the school. Based on them, a song was written with the symbolic title "It hurts me, it hurts."
Song to the motive "It hurts me, it hurts." No. 390
The Doctor and the Three Sick Students (Staging)
1. I didn’t prepare a lesson,
And there was a reason:
The younger brother played with cars,
And I got hit by a car.
I scratched my little finger -
They put a bandage on me
Gave me release
And they were released from school.
Chorus:
It hurts me, it hurts!
Do not relieve this evil pain!
It hurts me, it hurts!
Let go home!
2. I have a test now -
Headache, no urine.
I watched the movie by video
She went to bed at twelve at night.
I can't remember the formula
And I will not solve the problem -
Give me release
And I'll go home soon.
Chorus.
How do I write an essay?
I ate something at home yesterday -
It turned out indigestion!
I just "did Dew"
"snickers", I did not slow down,
"Chips" Cheetos "ate two packages,
I drank everything with Pepsi-Cola.
Chorus.
2. – Yes, by the way, what did you say about the sanatorium permits for teachers?
1. How do you not know yet? Our school tourist agency offers exclusive tours for subject teachers.
Staged by 6th grade students.
3. - So, where should we send philology teachers?
4. - Of course, in the literary places of Russia: Boldino, Karabika ... Travel to your health!
5. - And where will the school administration spend their summer vacation?
6. - They have long prepared vouchers for a desert island. So that no one disturbs and does not distract from the rest.
7. - What will we offer mathematics teachers?
8. - And we offer mathematicians to make a trip to the homeland of Pythagoras.
9. - And where can history teachers relax?
10. - Oh, exclusive for them! Solo trip through the labyrinths of the pyramids in Giza.
11. - Where should we send a geography teacher?
12. - It is high time for her to see the white spots of the Earth.
13. - Where will the biology teacher be interested?
14. - On an expedition in the footsteps of Professor Paganel. We are waiting for new exotic herbariums.
15. - Where will we send the teacher foreign language?
16. – On a tour of Western Europe.
17. - What will we offer a chemistry teacher?
18. - I'm thinking of making a trip to Mendeleev's estate.
19. – We send art teachers on a three-day trip through the halls of the Hermitage.
20. - And the music teachers - to the homeland of Strauss.
21. - And where will we send elementary school teachers to travel?
22. - I propose to send a group to the happy island of Chunga-Changa.
23. - Physical education teacher, a tour to your homeland for you Olympic Games!
24. - And the OBZH teacher, together with the team of the Ministry of Emergency Situations, will visit the hot spots of the planet.
All: Happy Holidays!
1. - And we have news from the teachers' room, where "harmless" advice is given to teachers.
"Harmless" advice from 5th graders.
1. If in your lesson
You will hear snoring
It's not worth it to get angry
Suddenly in a dream, like Mendeleev,
The student will discover the law,
And science advances
For decades to come.
2. If your painting is accurate
The student reproduces
Puts in diaries, in control,
On offsets, in timesheets,
Do not disgrace, do not scold,
To not fade away by accident
In this young talent
Restorer talent.
3. If your class has a heap
Very bad kids
They all scream, fight,
Do not swear, it's useless.
You better take a pen
With red and fat paste
Put a "five" on the sheet.
Explain that this assessment
Only you deserve it.
4. If there are children in your class
They love to chat
And notes through the desks,
Like flocks of birds flying
You don't need to stop this
Highly important business,
After all, the development of speech
In constant correspondence,
And perhaps they will
Pushkins and Tolstoy.
2. - That's the same. And now the news from State Duma. In anticipation regular elections in the Legislative Assembly deputies show interest in the problems of education. They visited several schools in our city, where they carried out a control weighing of school bags.
1. - The indignation of the chosen ones knew no bounds. The weight of the portfolios was 2-3 times higher than the norm allowed by the Ministry of Health. We bring to your attention a report from school number 8.
Scene "Deputies".
The deputies take portfolios from the heap, weigh them, write down the results in a notebook, indignantly show each other the notes, waving their hands indignantly.
A student appears, bent under the weight of his briefcase. Goes to the deputies.
1 dep. – Comrades, is it possible for children to carry such burdens every day?!
2 dep. - This mess! We will immediately send a request to Moscow, the State Duma, the Ministry of Health! You can't push kids like that!
3 dep. - Come to us, boy! Show what textbooks and notebooks you carry in your briefcase?
The student approaches the deputies, opens the briefcase and takes out a bottle of Pepsi-Cola, comic book magazines, CDs, chips, a player, etc.
Dep. (chorus) - Where are the textbooks? Where are the notebooks?
Student. - Yes, here it is! (takes out a small notebook).
1 dep. - Well done! Now we see that you are ready for classes!
2. – The work of a teacher has always been difficult, because not all students are ready to show zeal in the classroom and fulfill the requirements of teachers. But if they cannot always show prudence outwardly, then in their souls each of them repents of his mistakes and vows to improve himself next time.
Song on the motive of "Road" No. 242 (-5)
1. We sing a song about you, teachers.
Although you were sometimes very strict,
But we know, they will be useful to us in life
all your lessons.
When you stand next to the desk,
Look at us with such a stern look,
And you're waiting for a hint, you don't know the answer -
What a shame!
Put a deuce in your diary -
The student is not ready for the lesson!
Chorus:
Lessons, lessons, lessons, lessons!
Either joy from them, or sadness.
Sometimes your kids don't learn their lessons
They do not teach - and you are very sorry!
2. And if we solved all the puzzles,
And we did not miss the letters in the word,
You smile, put "five" -
This is what we deserve.
And it means that you did not work in vain,
And we have learned something from you.
So that you never get angry.
I go home lightly -
I have a five in my diary.
Chorus.
3. Perhaps you are tired in this race,
After all, life passes, and you have become older,
It's getting harder and harder to move forward every day.
And got problems.
Look into the eyes of the children
And in them love, read respect.
We know: school and joy and pain.
Forgive us for the prank:
It is difficult to go to knowledge.
You are our support on the way.
Chorus.
1. - So the festive edition of the program “School and Us” has come to an end. We hope you were able to smile and look at your students in a different way.
2. We all love you very much and are grateful to you for choosing this wonderful profession.
All:- Teacher!
USED BOOKS:
Newspaper "Pedagogical Council"
Newspaper "Last Call"
Magazine "How to entertain guests"
