Funny rhymes for women's names always unexpected, they have a lot of unobtrusive humor and fantasy. Therefore, they are perceived funny rhymes easy and carefree. These can be jokes on culinary topics, on the topics of appearance, communication, character traits. It is no coincidence that disputes do not subside in the literature about whether the name affects the fate and character of its bearer. Obviously, there is some truth in this statement. However, in funny funny rhymes for women's names, we are not talking about sound portraits of this or that name, we are talking about completely random coincidences in the sound of some words consonant with names: Nastya is happiness, Ira is with the world, Marina is old, etc. d. These coincidences create rhyming stanzas that become short funny funny poems about women's names. They are not at all evil, as sometimes it may seem. If you listen, read, then they do not cause anything but light humor and a smile and do not oblige anyone to anything. You just need to read them and just smile, not perceiving anything at anyone's expense. These are just short funny poems or funny rhymes for women's names.

On this page we publish "bad bastards"- these are poems where a rhyme with a negative connotation is deliberately chosen for each name. It turns out something like "harmful" cool advice to a virtual guy. It is clear that such "advice" is given purely for fun and none of them takes into account. But read, smile - please, to your health.)))

Short poems with funny rhymes for names

Is your girlfriend Elena?

Expect cheating from a girl.

Faith, even though it is faith,

But quiet, stupid, and sulfur

Galya or just Galka

Shameless impudence.

Are you, my friend, in love with Olya?

Oli faded as moths.

If Zhanka met,

Zhanki mean assholes

If you fell in love with Lesya,

Jump off the hill and kill yourself.

If Masha met

Your life is now a mess.

You have a girl Alla,

Wait for the animal grin.

You have a girl Inna-

Stock up on analgin

Did you fall in love with Nona yesterday?

In the future, the zone shines.

If you fell in love with Katya -

then you get tired of spending money.

If you fell in love with Paul -

You are a deer! Such a share.

As noted by Tatiana

Less sober, more drunk.

If you fell for Julia -

Better put your forehead under the bullets.

If you fell for Nadia,

You will only see from behind.

Anna, though modest in appearance,

too much crap in it.

Know, any Katerina -

this is the nerd's companion.

If you fell for Valya -

Wait now shit and trash.

If Dasha met

Sour with her, like curdled milk.

If you fell for Elya -

They drag you to the brothels.

If you got Ira

The whole apartment will shake.

Nastya appeared in life -

beware, misfortune has come

if Marianna is with you,

drink vodka from the tap

If you fell for Lucy,

Watch out, it will bite!

If you fell in love with Luba,

Buy false teeth.

If you got on Nata,

Better blow up the grenade.

Have you fallen for Alexandra?

Fuck a salamander

If you like Christina

The guillotine is ready

If you like Alena,

Do you think you're strong enough?

If you like Lyudmila,

Eat better bowl of soap.

If you fell for Taya,

This one rolls into cement,

If you ran into Maria,

Better smoke weed, e ...,

If you fell in love with Raisa,

Rats will start in the house,

If you fell in love with Karina,

Drink urine for life.

If you fell in love with Diana,

Will rub salt in the wound

If you fell in love with Inna,

You covered yourself with an avalanche.

If you fell in love with Inga,

Surrender to the clutches of Kong King.

If you saw Kira

There are holes in the head.

Know, my friend, you Irina

Pinch on the feather.

If you fall in love with Ilona

Life will only go downhill.

If you love Sonya

You will live like a thief in law.

If you marry Light

Nothing shines for you.

Know that any Lida,

Cold as Antarctica.

If only Angela is in my thoughts,

They will sew business after business.

If you fell for Vlad,

That will not be sweet with her

Name teasers: 70 children's teasers for girls and boys alphabetically. We come up with a teaser - a rhyme. How do teasers differ from other genres of folklore.

Name teasers

Teasers have long been found in the communication of children. Where did they come from, what types of teasers are there, what are teasers - undershirts and teasers - mockery, what are “anti-teasers” or answers - you will learn rhymes

It is very important to teach your child to take teasing with humor. After all, a teaser does not always reflect life and makes fun of any negative qualities of character (cowardice, untidiness, pride, and others). Very often a teaser is just a rhyming game, it is a fictional world, it is a fiction that will never happen in real life.

Usually, children are not offended by a teaser, but they also respond with a teaser - a more capacious and bright or anti-teaser - rhyme.

So that the child does not take offense at teasers, try to compose inoffensive teasers with rhymes with him. What can you rhyme with the word "Zina"? (Zina is a picture, Zina is rubber, Zina is a basket, Zina is from a store), Katya? (Katya is in a dress, Katyusha is a trinket, Katyusha is a talker, Katya is a hare). And the word Anton, Antoshka? (Antoshka - potato, Antoshka - leg), Sasha (ours, porridge, Pasha, Natasha), Andrey (sparrow, pigeons), Alenka (cardboard). You can also come up with new teasing words and for what reason they can be spoken - to engage in word creation: for example, school-age children came up with such language teasers: Agafya - Scandinavian (if the girl Agafya boasts to everyone that she was in Scandinavia on vacation), or Fedya - a bicycle (a teaser to a child who does not let anyone approach his bike - preschool children came up with it).

Discuss the teaser your child heard - what quality is she laughing at? What tease actually happens, and what is fiction. Teach responses to teasers (see previous article), discuss what happened when the response was used by your child.

With children over 6 years old, you can talk about the teaser genre and how a teaser differs from a regular poem. Read two texts about Seryozha and ask the child to determine whether it is a poem or a teaser?

The whole house is shaking.
Seryozha beats with a hammer.
Blushing with anger
Hammers nails.
The nails are bent
The nails are crumpling
The nails are wriggling
Above Serezha they
They just mock.
They don't crash into the wall.
It's good that the hands are intact!
No, it's a completely different matter -
Drive nails into the ground!
Here - and the hat is not to be seen.
Do not bend
Do not break
Take out back. (V. Berestov. Seryozha and nails)

Serezha looked back
Blowed up a bubble
And the bubble is in the woods,
Rides, rides on the fungus (folk teaser)

What is the difference between a teaser and a poem? ( question for children aged 6 and over). What can we say about Seryozha from the poem? What quality of the boy is being mocked in the teaser? What does "bubble inflated"(gets angry, puffs out his cheeks, looks frowningly). When does it happen that a person inflates like a bubble? And it happened to you - when? Emphasize that the teaser describes something that never happens in life(Seryozha became a bubble and galloped into the forest), and in the poem - what really happens. At the same time, similar emotions of Seryozha are described.(he got angry and pouted, blushed with anger). The teaser is not offensive, it is funny, cheerful.

Teasers for girls' names (alphabetically)

Agashka - dirty shirt

Alka - washcloth

Alya is a slut

Anna - balana,
Pewter head.
crochet nose,
Drawer mouth

Annushka is a heart!
Boil the ear with pepper
And I'll come with bread.

Valya, Valya, simplicity,
Sour cabbage!
Ate a mouse without a tail
And she said: "Delicious!"

Valya is a fashionista! Gardener!

Like Vali's nose, the mice ate sausage.

Barbara turned up her nose.

Curious Varvara had her nose torn off at the market.

Dunya - donut
Went out into the street
I sat down on a bump,
The mosquito ate.

Zina is a basket. Zina is a bitch. Zinka - gum.

Irina.
Rolled down the tangerine
named Irina.
Didn't teach lessons.
And I got two.

Katya - Katya - Katerina,
A picture has been drawn.
Not with ink, not with pen
From the pelvis with a broomstick!

Lenka - foam

Lyuda - dear crushed her leg.

Masha - curdled milk

Masha - the bride ate a pot of dough.

Milka is a piggy bank. Darling is a piggy bank.

Nadyushka is a pillow. Nadenka is a sweet porridge.

Nastya is sweet.

Olena is salty.

Our Pasha is thin,
Like a wild straw.
And he puts on shoes -
How the bubble inflates.

Sonya is sleepy. Sonya is fashion.

Tatyana - sour cream.

Emma - ate cream.

Boy name teasers (alphabetically)

Abrosim - we ask for porridge.

Alyosha - belyosha
It costs three pennies:
The neck is a penny,
Altyn - head,
Two money leg -
That's the whole price for him.

Alyoshka-cake,
head with basket,
peg hat,
Log feet.

Alekha-Aleksey,
full of mice.

Andrew the sparrow
Don't chase the pigeons.
Pigeons are afraid
Do not sit on the roof.
Chase ticks
From under the sticks.

Antoshka - potato,
straw leg,
Himself with a fingernail
Elbow head.

Antoshka, Antoshka,
Unbaked potatoes!

Athos is a sleepyhead.

Boris - barberry
Hanging on a rope.
How the rope breaks
So Boris will turn over.

Borka — Boris
Hanging on a thread!
The thread is crackling
And Borechka squeaks!

Boriska - radish (sausage).

Borya is a bean! Thick forehead!

Vanka - stand up peanut,
Put on a big cap.
Loaf eat bread
Grow up to the sky!
Vanya rides a bull
Balalaika in hand
The balalaika fell
The bull's leg was broken.

Vanya, Vanya, simplicity!
Bought a horse without a tail!
Sat back to front
And went to the garden.

Vasya - Vasyuk,
Get on the bitch.
Vaska - Vasyonok,
skinny pig,
Tied into the grass (emphasis on the first syllable) -
Screaming: "Meow.
I won't get out!"
Benjamin:
Venya - a broom,
Ate dumpling.
Volodya - Volodya -
Full cap of crackers.
crackers hot,
Three pennies change.

Vova, Vovka-karapuz
I ate my grandmother's watermelon.
Grandma is arguing
Vova unlocks!
- It's not me, grandma!
This is your cat.

Egorushka - Egor
Climbed over the fence
Caught on a nail
Hanging - shouting:
Get off the fence
Poor Yegor.

Egorushka - starling

Yeremey.
Yeremey rode and rode,
On a cow on your own.
He held on tight to his tail.
Loudly sang a song
But didn't enjoy it for long.
Suddenly he broke off from the cow.

Leonid. Lenchik - donut,
Ate a candy bar
Piglet and bull
Drank a pint of milk
Another crate ate bread,
Three baskets of pies.

Michael. The bear is a bastard. Teddy bear - a bump on the head.

Nikita - red tape bought a horse without a hoof.

Nikolay - Basurai,
Get on the barn
There they fight a mosquito,
They'll give you a paw.

Kolya - Kolya - Nikolai. Sit under the bench and lay down.

Kolya, Kolya, Nikolay,
Stay at home, don't play.
Clean the potatoes
Eat a little.

Kolya-Kolya - with great will.

Serezha looked back
Blowed up a bubble
And the bubble is in the woods,
Rides, rides on the fungus.

Stepan is a torn caftan. Stepan is a glass. Stepka - tattered.

Petka is a bitter radish.

Prokop - dill,
copper forehead,
Himself with arshin,
Head with jug.

Romka - chamomile, a new shirt!

Sasha is a cockroach.

Senechka is a seed.

Simon is smart, but not strong.

Taras is sour kvass.

Timothy is a cat.

Fedot is thin,
Head with pud,
crochet nose,
Tufted crest.

Fedul - pouted his lips.

Fedya is copper tripe,
Ate a cow and a bull
And fifteen pigs,
Only tails hang.
Fedorok with inches,
Head with a pot
peg hat,
Log legs.

Filya is a simpleton.

Thomas the stubborn went straight,
Fell into a hole.
I didn’t trust anyone - I checked it myself!

Yashka is a red shirt.

If you did not find the name you need in this list, feel free to invent a teaser yourself! Look for rhymes and compose!

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Mashenka walked in the park with a dog And set her on her girlfriend. She could not hold the leash - Tanechka's leg became shorter.

Girl Masha was looking for raspberries, She stepped on a mine with her foot. For a long time I will be in a dream Those blue eyes on a pine tree.

The girl Masha was walking in the field. Mina lay unnoticed in the grass. Masha wanted to make a pee ... For a long time, "Pee-pee" flew across the steppe ..

Masha ate buckwheat porridge laughing, We washed buckwheat Masha for an hour!

Masha and Katya were walking around the market. Suddenly, the mustachioed uncle grabbed them by their dresses, Pushed them into the back room and pulled out a knife... "Eat the melon!" - said with a smile.

Masha saw a goat in the zoo, Masha used to think that goats were only in the nose, So that everyone would be kinder: both old and young, People go to the zoo in families on Saturday!

The girl Masha went for a swim - On Wednesday she dived, on Saturday she surfaced.

Masha and Misha were noisy on the roof, After two shots it became quieter!

The girls were picking flowers in the field. The boys nearby were playing Indians. Masha bent down - an arrow pierced. They aimed at the eye, but the hand failed.

Our Masha cries bitterly, Dropped a ball into the river, Dropped two buckets, Three toy mobiles, Four umbrellas, Five science magazines, Six bottles of whiskey, Seven shirts floated away, Eight Putin portraits, Nine black pistols, Ten Picasso paintings , Skis, cactus, tangerine... Let's save our nature And drop Masha into the river.

I’ll take a ring for myself as a keepsake for Oleg, Masha says, but you keep the grenade for yourself, well, okay, I’ll go

Don't worry, Sasha! Believe, you will find yourself Natasha. Or Masha, or Dasha, Or maybe even Glasha. Maybe he, forgive me, Meets Vasya or Vitya... Well, what's the difference? Anyone like it.

Our athlete will rock the press And go to bed. Again at night Baba Masha Will "press" grandfather!

I often think, Masha, of you: Our experiment ended brilliantly. Lucky I got married for the first time Liked it! I started getting married more...

In the park, the “Surprise” carousel has made Masha happy since childhood. From her often from top to bottom. Masha drops her nose.

No, they didn't mine coal, No, they didn't sunbathe - In the garden, Masha and Valya Played with worms!

The light does not shine, Masha does not wave, Lyuba does not love, Katya does not roll.

Masha is cramming the formula, Masha mumbles mournfully: “These squiggles will bring it to the handle!”

Girl Masha picked raspberries, Left naked stepped on a mine. Loud cotton and the forest fell silent, For a long time the bow flew over the forest.

Our Tanya is crying loudly, She dropped Masha into the river. Hush, Tanechka, don't cry, Crying won't help Masha.

The girl Masha, the daughter of a general, accidentally pressed the red button. With a roar, a colossus took off from the pit ... Argentina was a good country!

Three-year-old Mashenka played with his dad, He gave him to drink "toy" tea. Smacked, drank, because it didn’t finish right away, That my daughter took some water from the toilet.

Masha hid a notebook from her parents in the pantry. The mice were indignant:
- Again deuces us chew!

If, say, our Masha filled her mouth full of porridge, then, it turns out, this porridge is in the head of our Masha?

Masha sneezed great - The sheet was blown off the rope, Peas flew around in the fields, And the capercaillie really went deaf!

Andrey Kirill Oleg and Masha went for a named cola, while Euphrosyne and Archibald decided to just take a walk

A LETTER TO THE TV PROMOTION Masha Ilyina from Voskresensk They demand to give an answer right away, Why is there the word "gentlemanship", But the word "ice" is not, how not.

The Colonel was talking about the tank. And I dreamed and thought again: How good it is to be a citizen Masha Ivanova, a citizen.

Met Masha Fedya In the morning, in the women's toilet. He is a hermaphrodite with us, He pisses wherever he wants.

Sasha is worried - if Pasha is worried - two Vanya is worried - three, Masha is going for an ultrasound!

Vasya worries once... Petya worries twice... Kolya worries three times... Masha goes for an ultrasound scan.

I stand in anguish at the window, Sadness clouds my eyes, I uselessly wave my hand And my tear rolls ...

For now, I keep this fact a secret (After all, boasting is a terrible sin) But I was the best in the world, Yes, and Masha is the best.

Dear friend Masha, I have an idea: If mine comes to you, - Fuck the villain!

Masha's hopes collapsed: Neighbor Sasha moved, Masha was waiting for a cavalier, And the neighbors had a daughter, Lera!

Mashenka sighs heavily: Elder brother does not play with her! There is no time to play with Masha - We need to fix the deuce!

It is not necessary to spin a halohoop neither Masha nor Natalia After all, pigs cannot have a Figure or a waist!

If your name is Sveta - this is an occasion for a blowjob.
If your name is Lyuba, this is a reason to insert it rudely.
If your name is Nadia, this is a reason to insert it from behind.
If your name is Eva - this is an occasion to insert on the left.
If your name is Klava - this is a reason to insert it on the right.
If your name is Nastya - climb on me soon.
If your name is Olya - there is no way without alcohol.
If your name is Lena - you can even under the knee.
If your name Alla is a reason for anal sex.
If your name is Vika, then there will be a lot of screaming.
If your name is Tonya, you are one of those who moan softly.
If your name is Vera, we are in the position of a missionary.
If your name is Lesya - there is no rhyme, at least pour over it.
If your name is Lisa - as with Nastasya, I will be from below.
If your name is Masha, you will not find more beautiful boobs.
If your name is Sasha, the bust is good, but Masha is better.
If your name is Yana, a summer meadow awaits us.
If your name is Nina, a soft feather bed is waiting for us.
If your name is Nonna - inapplicable, wait for a bummer.
If your name is Zhenya, we will be on the antlers of a deer.
If your name is Julia - we will try on a chair.
If your name is Ira, the whole apartment will shudder.
If your name is Elya, everything will be like on a swing.
If your name is Anna - no, it's not at all strange here.
If your name is Inna, you can be with you without rubber.
If your name is Ksyusha - well, in your ears - it means in your ears.
If your name is Vova, look for someone else.
If your name is Katya, you will get tired of spending money.
If your name Tanya is a fucking storm in a glass.
If your name is Rose, you will not leave without a suction.
If your name is Lesya - I want to have you HERE.
If your name is Sasha, your dick is as soft as a turd.
If your name is Slava, then you are fighting on Klava.
If your name is Mila, you are scarier than a gorilla.
If your name is Guest - drive an iron nail into the head.
If your name is Glory - you are a specific slut.
If your name is Kolya - a beginner is better standing.
If your name is Borya - help, better Kolya.
If your name is Slava - you are a beginner with anal sex.
If your name is Dasha, you will be Dasha ours today.
If your name is Tonya, Tonya will have sex on Tuesday.
If your name is Fred, I'll record for Wednesday.
If your name is Alla, Thursday will not be enough for us.
If your name is Emma - sex on Fridays is for the theme.
If your name is Beer, then Saturday has come.
If your name is Anya, we will sell it on Sunday.
If your name is Elya, we'll visit you this week.
If your name is Susana - hyy suck you from Ivan.
If your name is Yulka - reveal your cunt.
If your name is Paul - suck dick, such a share.
If your name is Max - He fucks everyone up.
If your name is Gena, just eat a kilo of purgen.
If your name is Julia - your ass is like a doo.
If your name is Irka, then your hole stinks
If your name is Zhora, you are a real glutton.
If your name is Rita, then you have a dick with a trough.
If your name is Dasha - 100 to 100 and you are all ours.
If your name is Inna, you fuck without a feather bed.
If your name is Fedya, masturbate to your neighbor.
If your name is Misha, then you are fucking without a roof.
If your name is Vova, then you will be fucked again.
If your name is Edik, then you are probably a faggot.
If your name is Zhenya - a dick with a motion detector.
If your name is Kira - substitute all the holes.
If your name is Lesha - fuck yourself with galoshes.
If your name is Gogi, you stand up with your legs apart.
If your name is Yuras, then go fuck yourself in the mattress.
If your name is Vitalik, you are setting up an analyst.
If your name is Svetlana, it's too early to throw the stick.
If your name is Vanyusha, they fucked you in the ears together.
If your name is Cyril, you are a great Hamodril.
If your name is Innesa, all of Odessa fucked you.
If your name is Cyril - dick served you for a long time.
If your name is Renat, you will stick it in everyone's mouth.
If your name is Stepan - dick stands like a drum.
If your name is Ilona - boobs are like pasta.
If your name is Polinka, an elastic band will not help either.
If your name is Natasha - your ass is only ours.
If your name is Alina - you are a specific whore.
If your name is Vovan, then between your legs you have a stop-cock.
If your name is Vitaly, grow genitals.
If your name is Natalia - a sexy scumbag.
If your name is Christina, stock up on Vaseline.
If your name is Alice, then it's time for you to shave your pussy.
If your name is Sergey - you are, of course, a fucking gay.
If your name is Vadim, we will give you everything in the ass.
If your name is Kolyan - then shitty - you are fucked.
If your name is Anton, then you are a complete scumbag.
If your name is Malvina - suck Pinocchio.
If your name is Katya, you are good on the bed.
If you were named Jeanne - you fuck, oddly enough
If the name is Santa Claus - you were strictly in the nose.
If your name is Marina, then the whole feather bed got wet.
If the name is Angelina - you are a specific beast.
If your name is Violetta, you are the queen of blowjob.
If your name is Roman, you are as good as monkeys.
If your name is Marusya, there is a goose pose for you.
If your name is Andrey, don't fuck pigeons.
If your name is Galya, pull the cow's udder.
If they click Natasha, it will be better only with Pasha.
If suddenly the name is Levan, you are a hurricane in bed.
If your name is Lera, you are a blowjob queen.
If your name is Ninka, you must be a zoophile.
If you were called Roma, you will start with half a turn
If your name is Arkady, you're probably better off in the back.
If I call you Makar-kvam Zakhar joined
If you were called Stela, you are, of course, a stripirella.
If your name is Valyushka, turn your ear soon.
If your name is Lyudmila, then you need homodrila
If your name is Nikita, then everything will be covered.
If you call Traktarina, you are under a tractor without a feather bed
If your name is Vasily, can you imagine, in x .. power
If your name is Zina, you got torn rubber.
If your name is Anfisa, your breasts are super, it's better to pee.
If you were named Vaselisia, you hung out with me yesterday
If they called you Bronislav or Vladislav, or Yaroslav, they couldn’t think of anything easier.
If you were named Veronicka, it will come in handy, even a match
If you were called Galka, you have a dump in your pants.
If you were called Yanka, you are probably a lesbian
If your name is Anyutka, no doubt a prostitute
If you were named Grisha, you are a good guy
If they click you Lisa, you are a striptease star
If your name is Plato, you are the most specific gond
If your boy is Gena, you will beat him with a log.
If your name is Perma, there is a reason, probably
If the name Aunt ASYA - I will insert you at the words "Hello!"
If your name is Regina Dubovitskaya, then this is already out of the way