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Do you also think that when they write to you without emoticons, they communicate rudely with you, and when they put exclamation marks, they also yell at you?
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Mutual courtesy is when you start typing a text on Vkontakte, you see that your interlocutor is also typing, you erase yours to listen to him, and he does the same.
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I love the word "hello". Combined with the phrase "How are you?", It makes me indescribably delighted. And if you add another "What are you doing?", I just come into ecstasy.
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Mmm... what beautiful eyes read this status... Oooh... and what a beautiful smile appeared ..)))
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Popular wisdom says - being online does not mean wanting to answer ...
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I ask to respond to people who think that I do not like them. If possible, I will come and make love ...
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Nothing spoils my nervous system like everything.
And the lamp is not on.
And the calendars lie.
And if you got the shoes for April,
Take it away...
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Everyone has their own recipe for happiness. It's written on my ceiling: "Tomorrow I start running in the morning." Every morning I wake up, I see an inscription and I think: "Oh, it's good that it's not today!"
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Many people think that if a girl is not in the mood, then she has problems ... In fact, if your girlfriend is not in the mood, then you have problems!
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Professional success is not money, and not a high position. This is when you sit with your back to the wall in the office))
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I used to always write down my expenses. "Transport - 25 rubles. Newspaper - 15 rubles. I don't remember where - 7521 rubles ..."
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In the Middle Ages, people were not afraid to do evil to each other. The earth wasn't round, after all.
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Normal people wake up in the morning, and I rise ...
I received my gas bill today. The price has risen again ... It seems that Gazprom has a new dream (((
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Removed from friends? Gather likes, we're leaving)))
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Kind people! Serve the victim of the Internet for coffee, cigarettes and a housekeeper!
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This status is especially for those who are now sitting at the computer, and something has been cooking on the gas stove for the second hour ... Ready already ...
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My kitten knows more keyboard shortcuts than me!
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49% of accidents happen after the words "see what I can." The remaining 51% after the words "garbage, look right"!
If Chinese children forget their change of shoes, they make them on their way to school.
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A very windy girl did not wait for the guy from the pharmacy.
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Seryozha got tired of the fact that the boys in the yard called him Loch, and he enrolled in the shooting section. Now they call him the Oblique Loch.
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The caretaker at the paint factory doesn't really know he's working without a partner.
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Noticed: passport photos are much happier than regular ones))
In the morning - Turboslim coffee. In the evening - Turboslim tea. Well, at night - Turboslim in pies)))
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If you are sent to 3 letters - fly to Goa!!!
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I have order in my head! On the left - cockroaches, on the right - megalomania!
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The doctor's grandchildren have not been able to read who the will was written for for the second year...
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When you put the soup to boil and go to the computer, be sure to take a spoon with you. She will remind you that the soup will be cooked soon.
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Previously, the most terrible punishment was "you won't go out into the street!", now: "turn off the computer, blow into the street!".
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Collect 10 Coca-Cola caps, 15 packs of cigarettes, chocolate wrappers, empty plastic cups and in general ... clean up the house!!!
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The minibus driver, who accidentally drove onto the Formula 1 track, won the race, even managing to pick up two passengers along the way.
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If you meet a bear on a narrow forest path, do not get lost - immediately beat him in the face with crap underpants!
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Call me, call! Call me bitch, urgent! After a while, stretch the SMS or mail. And now confess, who sang this line, and did not read it stupidly?
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"New Folder 3". From the creators of New Folder and New Folder 2.
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He was 10 years older than her. But she sat on his neck and dangled her legs. See September 1 in all schools - the first call.
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After watching the news on the First, you are surprised how good everything is in the country. After watching the news on NTV, you wonder how you got home alive.
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Nothing limits your actions like the phrase "do whatever you want"... 30
Guys get jealous when they love. Girls get jealous even when they don't love. 25
Can't find a way for me? Get around! 37 - cool statuses
Comrade, let's go through to clarify the cash ... 14
Nothing strengthens faith in a person like a 100% prepayment. 6
If you know exactly who is to blame - do not give yourself away. 14
I walk with closed eyes and a smile from ear to ear, to meet future happiness, through a field of rakes... 9
From the statement: "How do I all ..." Crossed out. “Like I have you all…” Crossed out. “Yes, would you all go to ...” Crossed out. "Please grant me another vacation." 13
Dear Money! I miss you very much. I promise to buy you a new wallet. If you want, you can invite your relatives from Europe or America - I will not object. I will accept everyone! 16
I want chronic health, progressive happiness, recurrent success, hypertensive salary, and an eternally pregnant wallet without the threat of miscarriage!))) 12
The best way to test a guy for loyalty is to ask the sleeping man, in the morning, the question: "Will you go to yours or will you stay with me?" 15
According to statistics, the phrase "What a huge he is!" most often heard by a spider. 24
Briefly about myself: Year of manufacture 1991, Mileage 20, Light color, Height 162, Blue headlights, Documents on hand, Tuning is present, The body is not broken, not rusty, The roof is in place, but there are no brakes. All options, looking for some with a half turn. 11
You can’t look in the mirror when you eat - you’ll eat your happiness. And when you drink, you drink. And in the toilet, it’s better not to hang a mirror at all ... 14
Sex is when he wants it, erotica is when she wants it, porn is when both of them want it. 15
No money to change wardrobe - change jobs! For the new team, all your old clothes are new. 16
Flowers should be without a reason... Happiness should be unique... House - warm... Weather - no matter what the weather is! But love should be mutual. 15
All people bring happiness - some by their presence, others by their absence) 13
What would I give to a person who has everything? I would punch him in the jaw. 5
If men knew what women think, they would court twenty times more boldly. 12
Soul to soul, only matryoshkas can live. 20
I need to call my mom, tell me where I am. - Hello, mom? Where I am? 5
The little boy was watching porn. I did not understand the film, but I sweated a lot. 9
The main thing is that they are waiting for you at home, and not waiting 7
Chocolate is twice as tasty if you can’t) 12
The Lord keeps us all. It's just that everyone has a different shelf life. 10
I am kept by the great ancient Egyptian god of peace and tranquility - DANUNAH. 14
Every day, people around me prove to me that life without a brain is real. 17
Nobody dies a virgin: life will fuck us all. 17
